Osama

Cipher

After his death, Osama bin Laden went to heaven. There he was greeted by George Washington, who proceeded to slap him across the face and yell at him, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!" Patrick Henry approached and punched Osama in the nose and shouted,"You wanted to end our liberties but you failed." James Madison entered, kicked Osama in the balls and said,"This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!" Thomas Jefferson came in and proceeded to beat Osama many times with a long cane and said, "It was evil men like you that provided me the inspiration
to pen the Declaration of Independence!". These beatings and thrashings continued as John Rudolph, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans came in and unleashed their anger on the Muslim terrorist leader. As Osama lay bleeding and writhing in unbearable pain an Angel appeared. Bin Laden wept in pain and said to the Angel, "This is not what you promised me." The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in heaven. What did you think I said?"

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Adam-from-SLO

Awesome...... simply Awesome !!!!!!

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cyberlegend1994

What do you have when you have Osama Bin Laden up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement.



Why can't you circumcise Osama Bin Laden?

There's no end to that prick.

cyberlegend1994

How do you get Osama Bin Laden out of a Bingo game?

"B-52!"

giantnrsfsrider

You know how the muslim extemests are sayin, when I die I will go to heaven with 72 virgins? Well I was in high school band around about 72 virgins,...Not Fun

cyberlegend1994

What do Osama Bin Laden and panty hose have in common?

They both irritate Bush.

bigpedaler

probably because they were all guys.

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