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08-01.-2004, 11:21 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Minnesota, U.S.A.
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Retirement Plan
If you had bought $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1,000.00. With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left. If you had bought $1,000. Worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10 cent Deposit, you would have $214.00. Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and Recycle. This is my new retirement program; I call it my 401Keg.
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08-01.-2004, 01:26 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: NE Ohio, USA
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Re: Retirement Plan
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 Glad you are not my broker, $1K a year ago would have bought you 529 shares on NT. Today it would have been worth $5.6K. |
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08-01.-2004, 02:22 PM
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Re: Re: Retirement Plan
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Chill Out 'Mr. Schwab' (It was just a joke!).
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10-01.-2004, 05:32 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Tasmania, Australia
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My advice is to spend all your money on your bike and enjoy the ride.
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11-01.-2004, 01:13 AM
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Location: Corvallis, Oregon
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Re: Retirement Plan
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Hah!! Good one!! Mel |
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