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01-11.-2003, 05:34 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Houston, Tx USA
Posts: 20
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Heres one....
This farmer had an old rooster and he thought it might be time to get a new young rooster to service his hens. He got himself a new rooster and let him loose with the old rooster. The young rooster went right over to the old rooster and challenged him to a fight. The old rooster said, "Sonny, I’m too old to fight. Just follow me around, and I’ll show you the place." The young rooster agreed and started to follow the old rooster around. The old rooster showed him the barn, then the hen house...then started to run. The young rooster thought the old rooster was trying to pull a quick one, so he chased after him madly.
All of a sudden, there came a loud "Bang!" and there stood the farmer, muttering "Dangit, that’s the third gay rooster I’ve had to kill this month."  |
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