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I have never met an idiot mountain biker. I don't believe they exist.
I have a question. why are you an idiot? |
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On Mon, 26 May 2008 18:49:14 -0400, "Locutus"
<Drone@Uni-MatrixOne.DeltaQuadrent> wrote: >I have never met an idiot mountain biker. I don't believe they exist. Look in the mirror. -- I am working on creating wildlife habitat that is off-limits to humans ("pure habitat"). Want to help? (I spent the previous 8 years fighting auto dependence and road construction.) Please don't put a cell phone next to any part of your body that you are fond of! http://home.pacbell.net/mjvande |
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"Mike Vandeman" <mjvande@pacbell.net> wrote in message news:krmm34p9spao5q9jaqgo01453kuc25rj9c@4ax.com... > On Mon, 26 May 2008 18:49:14 -0400, "Locutus" > <Drone@Uni-MatrixOne.DeltaQuadrent> wrote: > >>I have never met an idiot mountain biker. I don't believe they exist. > > Look in the mirror. I am rubber, you are glue. What you say bounces off of me and sticks to you .... |
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On May 26, 9:20*pm, "Jeff Strickland" <cr...@verizon.net> wrote:
> "Mike Vandeman" <mjva...@pacbell.net> wrote in message > > news:krmm34p9spao5q9jaqgo01453kuc25rj9c@4ax.com... > > > On Mon, 26 May 2008 18:49:14 -0400, "Locutus" > > <Dr...@Uni-MatrixOne.DeltaQuadrent> wrote: > > >>I have never met an idiot mountain biker. I don't believe they exist. > > > Look in the mirror. > > I am rubber, you are glue. What you say bounces off of me and sticks to you > ... I think Mike sniffs glue. |
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"Siskuwihane" <Siskuwihane1@gmail.com> wrote in message news:6ef14adb-1c06-4a87-9297-7e6ba1133ff8@z72g2000hsb.googlegroups.com... On May 26, 9:20 pm, "Jeff Strickland" <cr...@verizon.net> wrote: > "Mike Vandeman" <mjva...@pacbell.net> wrote in message > > news:krmm34p9spao5q9jaqgo01453kuc25rj9c@4ax.com... > > > On Mon, 26 May 2008 18:49:14 -0400, "Locutus" > > <Dr...@Uni-MatrixOne.DeltaQuadrent> wrote: > > >>I have never met an idiot mountain biker. I don't believe they exist. > > > Look in the mirror. > > I am rubber, you are glue. What you say bounces off of me and sticks to > you > ... I think Mike sniffs glue. <JS> I think he puts his head in the vat and stirs the glue ... </JS> |
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"Mike Vandeman" <mjvande@pacbell.net> wrote in message news:krmm34p9spao5q9jaqgo01453kuc25rj9c@4ax.com... > On Mon, 26 May 2008 18:49:14 -0400, "Locutus" > <Drone@Uni-MatrixOne.DeltaQuadrent> wrote: > >>I have never met an idiot mountain biker. I don't believe they exist. > > Look in the mirror. I looked in the mirror and did not see you. what am I looking for? |
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On Tue, 27 May 2008 01:20:46 GMT, "Jeff Strickland"
<crwlr@verizon.net> wrote: > >"Mike Vandeman" <mjvande@pacbell.net> wrote in message >news:krmm34p9spao5q9jaqgo01453kuc25rj9c@4ax.com... >> On Mon, 26 May 2008 18:49:14 -0400, "Locutus" >> <Drone@Uni-MatrixOne.DeltaQuadrent> wrote: >> >>>I have never met an idiot mountain biker. I don't believe they exist. >> >> Look in the mirror. > > >I am rubber, you are glue. What you say bounces off of me and sticks to you I think I hear your mommy calling you for a whipping. -- I am working on creating wildlife habitat that is off-limits to humans ("pure habitat"). Want to help? (I spent the previous 8 years fighting auto dependence and road construction.) Please don't put a cell phone next to any part of your body that you are fond of! http://home.pacbell.net/mjvande |
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"Mike Vandeman" <mjvande@pacbell.net> wrote in message news:n43s345u7v0ijie0du6aetoftjqv4jsmo1@4ax.com... > On Tue, 27 May 2008 01:20:46 GMT, "Jeff Strickland" > <crwlr@verizon.net> wrote: > >> >>"Mike Vandeman" <mjvande@pacbell.net> wrote in message >>news:krmm34p9spao5q9jaqgo01453kuc25rj9c@4ax.com... >>> On Mon, 26 May 2008 18:49:14 -0400, "Locutus" >>> <Drone@Uni-MatrixOne.DeltaQuadrent> wrote: >>> >>>>I have never met an idiot mountain biker. I don't believe they exist. >>> >>> Look in the mirror. >> >> >>I am rubber, you are glue. What you say bounces off of me and sticks to >>you > > I think I hear your mommy calling you for a whipping. Your mommy is calling me, but I think I'm gonna have breakfast with your wife instead. Idiot. |
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On May 27, 5:51*am, "Locutus" <Dr...@Uni-MatrixOne.DeltaQuadrent>
wrote: > "Mike Vandeman" <mjva...@pacbell.net> wrote in messagenews:krmm34p9spao5q9jaqgo01453kuc25rj9c@4ax.com... > > On Mon, 26 May 2008 18:49:14 -0400, "Locutus" > > <Dr...@Uni-MatrixOne.DeltaQuadrent> wrote: > > >>I have never met an idiot mountain biker. I don't believe they exist. > > > Look in the mirror. > > I looked in the mirror and did not see you. what am I looking for? I'm looking for a hiking report or gear review from Michael J. Vandeman but I cannot find any. The evidence proves he never ventures further than San Ramon. |
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On Fri, 30 May 2008 18:23:11 -0700 (PDT), Siskuwihane
<Siskuwihane1@gmail.com> wrote: >On May 27, 5:51*am, "Locutus" <Dr...@Uni-MatrixOne.DeltaQuadrent> >wrote: >> "Mike Vandeman" <mjva...@pacbell.net> wrote in messagenews:krmm34p9spao5q9jaqgo01453kuc25rj9c@4ax.com... >> > On Mon, 26 May 2008 18:49:14 -0400, "Locutus" >> > <Dr...@Uni-MatrixOne.DeltaQuadrent> wrote: >> >> >>I have never met an idiot mountain biker. I don't believe they exist. >> >> > Look in the mirror. >> >> I looked in the mirror and did not see you. what am I looking for? > > >I'm looking for a hiking report or gear review from Michael J. >Vandeman but I cannot find any. The evidence proves he never ventures >further than San Ramon. Hiking reports and gear reviews are for wimps. Real men don't need to brag about it. -- I am working on creating wildlife habitat that is off-limits to humans ("pure habitat"). Want to help? (I spent the previous 8 years fighting auto dependence and road construction.) Please don't put a cell phone next to any part of your body that you are fond of! http://home.pacbell.net/mjvande |
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On May 31, 4:03*am, Mike Vandeman <mjva...@pacbell.net> wrote:
> On Fri, 30 May 2008 18:23:11 -0700 (PDT), Siskuwihane > > > > > > <Siskuwiha...@gmail.com> wrote: > >On May 27, 5:51*am, "Locutus" <Dr...@Uni-MatrixOne.DeltaQuadrent> > >wrote: > >> "Mike Vandeman" <mjva...@pacbell.net> wrote in messagenews:krmm34p9spao5q9jaqgo01453kuc25rj9c@4ax.com... > >> > On Mon, 26 May 2008 18:49:14 -0400, "Locutus" > >> > <Dr...@Uni-MatrixOne.DeltaQuadrent> wrote: > > >> >>I have never met an idiot mountain biker. I don't believe they exist. > > >> > Look in the mirror. > > >> I looked in the mirror and did not see you. what am I looking for? > > >I'm looking for a hiking report or gear review from Michael J. > >Vandeman but I cannot find any. The evidence proves *he never ventures > >further than San Ramon. > > Hiking reports and gear reviews are for wimps. Real men don't need to > brag about it. Real men can bear children, hence, you are not a real man. |
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On May 31, 8:03*am, Siskuwihane <Siskuwiha...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On May 31, 4:03*am, Mike Vandeman <mjva...@pacbell.net> wrote: > > > > > > > On Fri, 30 May 2008 18:23:11 -0700 (PDT), Siskuwihane > > > <Siskuwiha...@gmail.com> wrote: > > >On May 27, 5:51*am, "Locutus" <Dr...@Uni-MatrixOne.DeltaQuadrent> > > >wrote: > > >> "Mike Vandeman" <mjva...@pacbell.net> wrote in messagenews:krmm34p9spao5q9jaqgo01453kuc25rj9c@4ax.com... > > >> > On Mon, 26 May 2008 18:49:14 -0400, "Locutus" > > >> > <Dr...@Uni-MatrixOne.DeltaQuadrent> wrote: > > > >> >>I have never met an idiot mountain biker. I don't believe they exist. > > > >> > Look in the mirror. > > > >> I looked in the mirror and did not see you. what am I looking for? > > > >I'm looking for a hiking report or gear review from Michael J. > > >Vandeman but I cannot find any. The evidence proves *he never ventures > > >further than San Ramon. > > > Hiking reports and gear reviews are for wimps. Real men don't need to > > brag about it. > > Real men can bear children, hence, you are not a real man.- Hide quoted text - Mike's going to ignore this post because he can't refute it. |
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On Sat, 31 May 2008 17:26:28 -0700 (PDT), Siskuwihane
<Siskuwihane1@gmail.com> wrote: >On May 31, 8:03*am, Siskuwihane <Siskuwiha...@gmail.com> wrote: >> On May 31, 4:03*am, Mike Vandeman <mjva...@pacbell.net> wrote: >> >> >> >> >> >> > On Fri, 30 May 2008 18:23:11 -0700 (PDT), Siskuwihane >> >> > <Siskuwiha...@gmail.com> wrote: >> > >On May 27, 5:51*am, "Locutus" <Dr...@Uni-MatrixOne.DeltaQuadrent> >> > >wrote: >> > >> "Mike Vandeman" <mjva...@pacbell.net> wrote in messagenews:krmm34p9spao5q9jaqgo01453kuc25rj9c@4ax.com... >> > >> > On Mon, 26 May 2008 18:49:14 -0400, "Locutus" >> > >> > <Dr...@Uni-MatrixOne.DeltaQuadrent> wrote: >> >> > >> >>I have never met an idiot mountain biker. I don't believe they exist. >> >> > >> > Look in the mirror. >> >> > >> I looked in the mirror and did not see you. what am I looking for? >> >> > >I'm looking for a hiking report or gear review from Michael J. >> > >Vandeman but I cannot find any. The evidence proves *he never ventures >> > >further than San Ramon. >> >> > Hiking reports and gear reviews are for wimps. Real men don't need to >> > brag about it. >> >> Real men can bear children, hence, you are not a real man.- Hide quoted text - > > >Mike's going to ignore this post because he can't refute it. No, because it's not true. Of course. You need to take basic biology, and LISTEN this time. -- I am working on creating wildlife habitat that is off-limits to humans ("pure habitat"). Want to help? (I spent the previous 8 years fighting auto dependence and road construction.) Please don't put a cell phone next to any part of your body that you are fond of! http://home.pacbell.net/mjvande |
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On Jun 1, 12:44*am, Mike Vandeman <mjva...@pacbell.net> wrote:
> On Sat, 31 May 2008 17:26:28 -0700 (PDT), Siskuwihane > > > > > > <Siskuwiha...@gmail.com> wrote: > >On May 31, 8:03*am, Siskuwihane <Siskuwiha...@gmail.com> wrote: > >> On May 31, 4:03*am, Mike Vandeman <mjva...@pacbell.net> wrote: > > >> > On Fri, 30 May 2008 18:23:11 -0700 (PDT), Siskuwihane > > >> > <Siskuwiha...@gmail.com> wrote: > >> > >On May 27, 5:51*am, "Locutus" <Dr...@Uni-MatrixOne.DeltaQuadrent> > >> > >wrote: > >> > >> "Mike Vandeman" <mjva...@pacbell.net> wrote in messagenews:krmm34p9spao5q9jaqgo01453kuc25rj9c@4ax.com... > >> > >> > On Mon, 26 May 2008 18:49:14 -0400, "Locutus" > >> > >> > <Dr...@Uni-MatrixOne.DeltaQuadrent> wrote: > > >> > >> >>I have never met an idiot mountain biker. I don't believe they exist. > > >> > >> > Look in the mirror. > > >> > >> I looked in the mirror and did not see you. what am I looking for? > > >> > >I'm looking for a hiking report or gear review from Michael J. > >> > >Vandeman but I cannot find any. The evidence proves *he never ventures > >> > >further than San Ramon. > > >> > Hiking reports and gear reviews are for wimps. Real men don't need to > >> > brag about it. > > >> Real men can bear children, hence, you are not a real man.- Hide quotedtext - > > >Mike's going to ignore this post because he can't refute it. > > No, because it's not true. Of course. You need to take basic biology, > and LISTEN this time. From Michael J. Vandeman, "I agree, which is why I have a vasectomy & no kids. But that has nothing to do with mountain biking." http://groups.google.com/group/rec....a7?dmode=source |
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On Sun, 1 Jun 2008 06:14:16 -0700 (PDT), Siskuwihane
<Siskuwihane1@gmail.com> wrote: >On Jun 1, 12:44*am, Mike Vandeman <mjva...@pacbell.net> wrote: >> On Sat, 31 May 2008 17:26:28 -0700 (PDT), Siskuwihane >> >> >> >> >> >> <Siskuwiha...@gmail.com> wrote: >> >On May 31, 8:03*am, Siskuwihane <Siskuwiha...@gmail.com> wrote: >> >> On May 31, 4:03*am, Mike Vandeman <mjva...@pacbell.net> wrote: >> >> >> > On Fri, 30 May 2008 18:23:11 -0700 (PDT), Siskuwihane >> >> >> > <Siskuwiha...@gmail.com> wrote: >> >> > >On May 27, 5:51*am, "Locutus" <Dr...@Uni-MatrixOne.DeltaQuadrent> >> >> > >wrote: >> >> > >> "Mike Vandeman" <mjva...@pacbell.net> wrote in messagenews:krmm34p9spao5q9jaqgo01453kuc25rj9c@4ax.com... >> >> > >> > On Mon, 26 May 2008 18:49:14 -0400, "Locutus" >> >> > >> > <Dr...@Uni-MatrixOne.DeltaQuadrent> wrote: >> >> >> > >> >>I have never met an idiot mountain biker. I don't believe they exist. >> >> >> > >> > Look in the mirror. >> >> >> > >> I looked in the mirror and did not see you. what am I looking for? >> >> >> > >I'm looking for a hiking report or gear review from Michael J. >> >> > >Vandeman but I cannot find any. The evidence proves *he never ventures >> >> > >further than San Ramon. >> >> >> > Hiking reports and gear reviews are for wimps. Real men don't need to >> >> > brag about it. >> >> >> Real men can bear children, hence, you are not a real man.- Hide quoted text - >> >> >Mike's going to ignore this post because he can't refute it. >> >> No, because it's not true. Of course. You need to take basic biology, >> and LISTEN this time. > > >From Michael J. Vandeman, > >"I agree, which is why I have a vasectomy & no kids. But that has >nothing to do with mountain biking." > >http://groups.google.com/group/rec....a7?dmode=source What does that have to do with being able to bear children? Do I have to explain about the birds & bees to you, TOO? Sheesh. -- I am working on creating wildlife habitat that is off-limits to humans ("pure habitat"). Want to help? (I spent the previous 8 years fighting auto dependence and road construction.) Please don't put a cell phone next to any part of your body that you are fond of! http://home.pacbell.net/mjvande |
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