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16-11.-2007, 08:37 AM
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El Reg: Bike bonk bloke cops three years' probation
"The man caught having sex with a bicycle in an Ayr hostel has been
put on three years' probation, the Telegraph reports." more at http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/1...loke_sentenced/ phillip brown |
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16-11.-2007, 10:49 AM
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Re: El Reg: Bike bonk bloke cops three years' probation
On Thu, 15 Nov 2007 14:37:29 -0800 (PST), phillip brown <pjbrown@people.net.au>
wrote: >"The man caught having sex with a bicycle in an Ayr hostel has been >put on three years' probation, the Telegraph reports." > >more at http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/1...loke_sentenced/ It would have been okay if it had been a girl's bike..... |
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16-11.-2007, 02:26 PM
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Re: El Reg: Bike bonk bloke cops three years' probation
phillip brown wrote:
> "The man caught having sex with a bicycle in an Ayr hostel has been > put on three years' probation, the Telegraph reports." > > more at http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/1...loke_sentenced/ > > phillip brown Exactly what part was he `having sex' with? The bottom brackets with the cups out? I can think of a few components that might be rather painful. Unless of course he was into that kind of thing. Cheers, |
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16-11.-2007, 04:20 PM
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Re: El Reg: Bike bonk bloke cops three years' probation
On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 15:26:05 +1100, ray <ferret57@optusnet.com.au> wrote:
>Exactly what part was he `having sex' with? The bottom brackets with the >cups out? I can think of a few components that might be rather painful. >Unless of course he was into that kind of thing. >Cheers, Using it for masturbatory purposes is hardly 'having sex' with it, unless of course it is 'second-hand sex'..... |
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16-11.-2007, 07:12 PM
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Re: El Reg: Bike bonk bloke cops three years' probation
On Nov 16, 12:26 pm, ray <ferre...@optusnet.com.au> wrote:
> Exactly what part was he `having sex' with? The bottom brackets with the > cups out? I can think of a few components that might be rather painful. > Unless of course he was into that kind of thing. My theory is that it was the "anatomically designed" seat. |
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16-11.-2007, 10:08 PM
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Re: El Reg: Bike bonk bloke cops three years' probation
"phillip brown" wrote: > "The man caught having sex with a bicycle in an Ayr hostel has been > put on three years' probation, the Telegraph reports." > > more at http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/1...loke_sentenced/ So no long penal stretch?  -- Cheers Peter ~~~ ~ _@ ~~ ~ _- \, ~~ (*)/ (*) |
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16-11.-2007, 11:42 PM
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Re: El Reg: Bike bonk bloke cops three years' probation
On 2007-11-16, brucef (aka Bruce)
was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea: > On Nov 16, 12:26 pm, ray <ferre...@optusnet.com.au> wrote: >> Exactly what part was he `having sex' with? The bottom brackets with the >> cups out? I can think of a few components that might be rather painful. >> Unless of course he was into that kind of thing. > > My theory is that it was the "anatomically designed" seat. You'd have to have a very small wiener schnitzel to fit it in there, wouldn't you? -- TimC hey Beavis, we're segfaulting, heh heh heh, I know, Butthead, so let's SIGBUS from inside the handler, heh heh heh --Stephen J. Turnbull |
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17-11.-2007, 05:36 PM
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Re: El Reg: Bike bonk bloke cops three years' probation
On Nov 16, 11:08 pm, "PeteSig" <pete...@bigpond.com> wrote:
> "phillip brown" wrote: > > "The man caught having sex with a bicycle in an Ayr hostel has been > > put on three years' probation, the Telegraph reports." > > > more athttp://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/11/15/bike_bloke_sentenced/ > > So no long penal stretch? > > *Thweeeeeep* That's a yellow card for Blatant Joke Theft, first warning! http://groups.google.com.au/group/a...7ef91c2403254b7 BTH |
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25-11.-2007, 08:06 PM
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Re: El Reg: Bike bonk bloke cops three years' probation
He decided the oversize head tube could give oversized head...
"phillip brown" <pjbrown@people.net.au> wrote in message news:a3750e1f-6b2d-417a-95ff-e8d81acfe407@e6g2000prf.googlegroups.com... > "The man caught having sex with a bicycle in an Ayr hostel has been > put on three years' probation, the Telegraph reports." > > more at http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/1...loke_sentenced/ |
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