Lance Armstrong & Ashley Olsen...?!! Gag!

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Is Lance Armstrong just a shiny red sports car (with bike rack, natch) away from a full-blown and slightly early midlife crisis? The seven-time Tour de France champ, 36, has apparently pedaled directly into the pouty lips of 21-year-old Ashley Olsen. (Go on, say it, we'll wait: Ew.) The squicky twosome -- the teensy, fashion-forward twin is closer in age to Armstrong's 8-year-old son than she is to him -- turned up Monday night at Manhattan hot spot Rose Bar, where a spy snitches to the New York Post, "They came together with a group of friends. Ashley drank red wine, sat on his lap and they were making out all night. They left together around 2 a.m." The New York Daily News also caught them "nuzzling up" that night, with an eyewitness recalling, "Ashley and Lance settled in and within minutes, he was whispering in her ear and she was giggling like a schoolgirl. They totally looked like they were on a date." Armstrong recently ended his romance with designer Tory Burch, while older guy-preferring Olsen has dated Tsubi jeans exec Greg Chait, club owner Scott Sartiano and Jared Leto