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Priestly Duties

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Old 04-05.-2002, 06:47 AM   #1
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One Sunday morning, a priest wakes up and decides to go golfing. He calls his boss and says that he feels very sick, and won't be able to go to work.
Way up in heaven, Saint Peter sees all this and asks God, ''Are you really going to let him get away with this?''

''No, I guess not,'' says God.

The priest drives about five to six hours away, so he doesn't bump into anyone he knows. The golf course is empty when he gets there. So he takes his first swing, drives the ball 495 yards away and gets a hole in one.

Saint Peter watches in disbelief and asks, '' Why did you let him do that?''

To this God says, ''Who's he going to tell?''
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Old 16-05.-2002, 03:08 PM   #2
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Hmm shoudlnt this be in jokes section?
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Old 17-05.-2002, 03:40 AM   #3
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Think they missed this one. I posted this joke before we had a Jokes forum
 
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