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Old 03-03.-2007, 09:08 PM   #1
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Default Well he asked

Wife comes home and say's to hubby
" Doctor said i have tit's and ass like an 18yr old ".
Hubby said " What did he say about your 50yr old cunt "?
Wife replies " He didn't mention you "
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Old 30-03.-2007, 12:40 PM   #2
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Default Re: Well he asked

wife comes home from the doctor and says, "my physical went great -- the doctor said i have the body of a 20-year-old."

husband says, "you better give it back -- you're getting it all wrinkled."
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Old 02-04.-2007, 11:24 AM   #3
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"I live on a one-way, dead-end street."

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