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31-05.-2002, 07:43 AM
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Backwards Nurse
Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining
about Nurse Jenny. "She's incredibly dumb. She does everything absolutely backwards.", said one doctor. "Just last week, I told her to give a patient 2 milligrams of Percocet every 10 hours. She gave him 10 milligrams every 2 hours. He nearly died on us!" The second doctor said, "That's nothing. Earlier this week, I told her to give a patient an enema every 24 hours. She tried to give him 24 enemas in one hour! The guy nearly exploded!" Suddenly, they hear a blood-curdling scream from down the hall, "Oh my gosh!" said the first doctor, "I just realized I told Nurse Jenny to prick Mr. Smith's boil!" ;D |
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