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21-10.-2006, 04:56 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Japan
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It's not about the butt. and the use of roids.
I ride between 100 & 200km a week and do a few races in the year...
A couple of weeks ago I rode 120kms on a strong windy day and exerted a lot of pressure on my butt-hole. I'd suspected for a few months that I may have been harvesting a small hemorrhoid and after the long ride it was hurting pretty bad. Decided I better look into this a little more thouroughly and did as one does and typed into google. Found a few sites but was still not sure if what I had was a hemorrhoid. I went to the local pharmacy and got myself some cream to treat roids and used it for a week. Nothing happened. More research on the net and came across a page on anal cancer and that got me a little more concerned. I became alarmed because I also have a benign tumor in my tongue. http://www.mcentyre.com/tongue.html I wondered if it was a similar tumor and decided to head off to the doctor. Luckily, one of the most famous anal cancer clinics in the country (Japan) is not too far from my home. This morning I went off and saw the doctor who happens to own the clinic who is an anal expert. I've read a few of Lance's books and some of the chapters were being played out in my head during the 3 hour wait.... Finally a nurse got me to drop my pants and lie sideways on the bed... adoc came in and was talking behind my back about it in Japanese. I understood what he was saying luckily and he asked if I wanted it removed. I told him to whip it out as fast as he could. He injected me with his syringe right up the khyber pass... a few seconds later I could feel him fiddling with my behind... My wife looked on in horror as the alien egg was removed from my sphincter... A big long thrombosis was removed from my cake-hole under local anaesthetic then the incision was lazered shut. The nurse took to wiping up and tending to my wound... Glad it wasn't cancer... Looks like I have been putting too much effort into my sprints.... Hope you had your lunch already... Remember..It's not about the butt....and don't do roids... http://www.4www.us/hemorrhoid/hemorrhoid-thrombosis.htm
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22-10.-2006, 03:01 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2006
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Re: It's not about the butt. and the use of roids.
*vomits*
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22-10.-2006, 04:37 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: In a parallel universe
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Re: It's not about the butt. and the use of roids.
Thanks for sharing - I think this comes under the heading of "Too Much Information".
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