Cyling & Alcoholism

jhuskey

I love to ride my bike and on occasion I have a brew or two. I guess the root problem is that sometimes I have an extra drink to make some of the reading here more interesting.
My fear is that some of you guys have the ability to drive me to alcoholism. I mean to make your posts interesting enough to read will probably cost me a fortune in beer and lead to an overly abused liver.
I am not there yet but fear the future.

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Whenever I can't get excited about riding I just fantasize about someone else's bike.

rule62

jhuskey...the first step in dealing with this type of an issue is to admit that you have a problem.

Okay, I'll do my part.

Carmen Electra wild monkey love.

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Billsworld

I'm sorry. I will do better

jhuskey

Please hurry it's Friday and I am a weak person.

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Whenever I can't get excited about riding I just fantasize about someone else's bike.

Don Shipp

Another cyclists admits to juicing.

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"Boudreaux pissed me off, what should I do?"
"Nothing, just shut up and take his advice."

jhuskey

Yes, but I have it bass ackwards. I juice after the race.

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Whenever I can't get excited about riding I just fantasize about someone else's bike.

slovakguy

...hello, my name is slovakguy and i have a problem. i am habitually sober most of the day. with your help i will be inebriated the majority of my waking hours...

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"To Hell with poverty, we'll get drunk on cheap wine."
--Gang of Four, To Hell With Poverty

jhuskey

Give in to the dark side. I believe Steve baby has a class on craggy island to help yo with you bout with reality.

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Whenever I can't get excited about riding I just fantasize about someone else's bike.

mikesbytes

Make sure that the water bottles actually contain water

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Training Log

stevebaby

Craggy Island is home to the Mel Gibson Clinic,a world-class leader in the treatment of sobriety disorders.
Under the guidance of well known specialist in sobriety disorders,Dr.Jack Hackett,the Mel Gibson Clinic can assist even the most afflicted to escape the most disturbing effects of reality. Our dedicated professional staff will ensure,through a comprehensive programme of alcoholic abuse,that all your troubles will recede into insignificance and the world will once again start to make sense.
The treatment programme commences with an introduction to the fine lagers of Europe and as the patient's palate is developed,an appreciation of the subtleties of the ales of Britain and Ireland follows and leads into the third phase of Belgian beers and Doppelbocks.We at the MGC have found that most patients will be sufficiently able, after this initial course of treatment,to deal with the demons of sobriety.However,if further treatment is indicated,a week long course of inebriation from Bundaberg Rum has been found to be most effective.
We at the MGC understand that sobriety affects families too.Our programme includes instruction in such spousal issues as fridge re-stocking,bottle opening,correct methods of pouring and the provision of snacks in order that the patient's nutritional balance is maintained.The difficult issue of spousal obedience is also addressed.We take the view that "The Family that Drinks Together...Links Together!".
For the most severe cases,we are pleased to advise that we are affiliated with the world-renowned Courtney Love Centre.
We offer hope in an uncertain world and we leave you with our motto..."Scum Rises...Gold Sinks".

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I'm Rooting for Chiara!
Drink!Feck!Arrse!Girls!
bastard

wolfix

Jan Ulrich voted for Al Gore!!!!!

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slovakguy

...do you offer "study at home" courses or must one travel to the clinic? really just a question of which amount i need to write on the cheque for tuition...

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"To Hell with poverty, we'll get drunk on cheap wine."
--Gang of Four, To Hell With Poverty

stevebaby

Certainly we offer a home treatment programme.Your signature on the cheque is all that's required...our administrative staff will take care of the other details,freeing you from money worries and allowing you to concentrate on your return to normal inebriation.

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I'm Rooting for Chiara!
Drink!Feck!Arrse!Girls!
bastard

Wurm

Steve, have you seen these "treatment aids"? They might be indicated for assistance in the spousal portion of your program. PM me, maybe I can get you deals on lots of 100.

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