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Old 21-09.-2006, 05:09 PM   #1
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Default Poorly designed cycling kit!

Is it just me or does the belgian worlds kit make poor Cornu look 97% belgian and 3% african in a most phallic manner?

http://www.cyclingnews.com/photos/2...S-CORNUSLZB8875

Egads man - don't these kit designers think?
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Old 21-09.-2006, 05:57 PM   #2
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Is it just me or does the belgian worlds kit make poor Cornu look 97% belgian and 3% african in a most phallic manner?

http://www.cyclingnews.com/photos/2...S-CORNUSLZB8875

Egads man - don't these kit designers think?

thats hideous, why dont the designers stitch in a false cucumber and have a huge red arrows pointing saying 'hey folks, check out the size of my knob'
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Old 22-09.-2006, 04:01 AM   #3
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thats hideous, why dont the designers stitch in a false cucumber and have a huge red arrows pointing saying 'hey folks, check out the size of my knob'
That's enough reason to take that guy's medal away from him.
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oh my.

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Get a load of some of the sponsors.


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Did you notice the matching hair style
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Are you sure he hasn't put them on inside out?
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Are you sure he hasn't put them on inside out?
In the rules for racing in NSW, theres a clause that if you have the incorrect jersey on, ie not the team jersey thats posted on their site, you are still permitted to race if you turn your jesey inside out.

It looks like some sort of overshort over black pants.
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Looks like the guy's wearing a cod-piece, a sort of strap-on pubic bulge, all the rage in England in Tudor times.

Have a look at any full-length (sorry!) painting of Henry VIII, or at photographs of his tilting armour.

Frankly after anything over 20 miles, I needed a pair of tweezers to find mine - still do, in fact.

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