Senior Moments

HowardSteele

Two elderly women were out driving in a large car - both could barely see
over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an
intersection. The stoplight was red, but they just went on through. The
woman in the passenger seat thought to herself "I must be losing it. I
could
have sworn we just went through a red light".


After a few more minutes, they came to another intersection and the light was red again.

Again, they went right through. The woman in the passenger
seat was almost sure that the light had been red but was really concerned
that she was losing it. She was getting nervous and decided to pay very
close attention to the road and the next intersection.


At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was red and they went on
through. So, she turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred, did you
know
that we just ran through three red lights in a row? You could have killed
us both!"

Mildred turned to her and said,
"Oh shit, am I driving?"