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02-09.-2006, 08:54 AM
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Favorite Bumper Sticker?
Okay, I have one caveat: it has to be funny. I laugh at funny bumper stickers even if I disagree with the general premise.
I saw this one today, and I thought everyone here might like it: My Country Went To War With Iraq....and all I got was this expensive gas. have a great holiday weekend (in the US) and look out for those stickers........
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02-09.-2006, 11:45 PM
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Re: Favorite Bumper Sticker?
"These are not the droids you're looking for"
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03-09.-2006, 12:12 AM
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Re: Favorite Bumper Sticker?
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These ones are 'multi-lingual' :-) http://www.selfdefenseproducts.com/...oles/bullet.php |
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03-09.-2006, 12:41 AM
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Re: Favorite Bumper Sticker?
"So many cats - so few recipes"
"I love cats, but I couldn't a whole one at one meal" |
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03-09.-2006, 12:50 AM
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Re: Favorite Bumper Sticker?
Bumper sticker on the rear of an ancient Morris minor being driven by a little old lady.
This car's constipated,it hasn't passed anything in month's |
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04-09.-2006, 12:12 PM
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Re: Favorite Bumper Sticker?
heres a doozy
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I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death. George Carlin US comedian and actor (1937 - ) Last edited by davidmc : 04-09.-2006 at 12:18 PM. |
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04-09.-2006, 06:47 PM
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Re: Favorite Bumper Sticker?
"Keep hooting - I'm re-loading"
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05-09.-2006, 05:55 AM
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Re: Favorite Bumper Sticker?
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LOL, you're winning! 
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05-09.-2006, 12:51 PM
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Re: Favorite Bumper Sticker?
Saw this on a tshirt.
"I stayed in New Orleans for Hurricane Katrina and all I got was this lousy shirt, a Plasma TV, and a new Cadillac." |
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05-09.-2006, 04:05 PM
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Re: Favorite Bumper Sticker?
somewhere in texas a village is missing it's idiot
"dad, what was the bill of rights?" my kid can beat your honor roll student in the sprint ask me about my dyslexic grandchildren for a small town, we sure have a lot of @$$h0!#5 question authority [QUOTE=nns1400]Okay, I have one caveat: it has to be funny. I laugh at funny bumper stickers even if I disagree with the general premise. I saw this one today,
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"The dogmas of the quiet past are inadequate to the stormy present...As our case is new, so must we think anew and act anew" Abraham Lincoln, in his address to congress dec. 1st, 1861 |
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05-09.-2006, 11:29 PM
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Re: Favorite Bumper Sticker?
I like these:
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"Bush is the first President to admit to an impeachable offense." - John Dean, former Counsel to the President (Nixon) The aim of big corporations is to separate fools from their money all of the time and ordinary folks from their money most of the time. The rest of us must fend for ourselves. |
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06-09.-2006, 02:02 PM
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So far, so good, though some of you are skirting off the comedy path here. Wurm, your Republican lawyer one shows you could possibly have a sense of humor in there somewhere.  Hypnospin - the phrase "question authority" is neither funny nor original. You'll have to make up for that one!
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06-09.-2006, 02:04 PM
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Re: Favorite Bumper Sticker?
In the interest of fair and balanced bumper sticker reporting:
"Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my gun." hardee har har
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06-09.-2006, 02:05 PM
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06-09.-2006, 02:07 PM
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Have you heard about the secret underground race of reptilian shape shifters?? you can find out about them on the same shelf as Crossing the Rubicon. Coincidence? I don't know...............
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