You ain't getting any

cyberlegend1994

One day, a little boy was on a farm when he said, "Mom, can I have breakfast?" She said, "Not until you do your chores." So the boy is a little mad, and he goes to the chicken coop to feed the chickens, and kicks a chicken. He then goes to the pig pen to feed the pigs, and kicks a pig. He then goes to the barn to milk the cows, and kicks a cow. He goes back to the house for breakfast and all he sees is dry cereal and an apple. The boy said, "What gives?" His mom said, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you aren't getting any eggs. I saw you kick a pig, so you don't get any bacon. I saw you kick a cow, so you aren't getting any milk." Then the boy's dad gets up and kicks the cat. The boy said, "Mom, are you going to tell him, or will I?"

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mopar

I don't like Chinese food, I own a few. I do like fortune cookies.

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ebojorq

I think the li'l boy meant something else... don't you??