A doping forum HAHAHA

Glowingrod

This is great, a forum for dopers!

That "Use or lose" crap as justification is for wimps that spend their idle time watching American Idol and jerking off.

They should just acknowledge they're doing it for attention, maybe their mommies will let them crawl back inside...but only when they stop doping, too big otherwise LOL

We should round up the pro atheletes and auction off their foreheads as ad space for the pharmacutical companies. Then we can establish leagues and orgs that are strictly for the freaks and ego driven needymommas among us. DOPE ONLY COMPETITION! You know FOX would pick it up, and people would watch in order to have a good laugh when one of them takes a header in a sprint due to a heart attack! Then FOX could interview the "atheletes" afterwards and get all sorts of hilarious footage!

Announcer:"SO, Dicknose, what was your plan out on the track today?"

Doper: "Well I was going to give it a 127% according to my charts, but we saw that Dicknose2 in lane seven was amping a little higher than expected, so we uppe dit to 134%"

Announcer: "Then how on earth did you lose the race, with so much technolog you don't understand coursing through you arteries?"

[pause while Dicknose looks up many words his coach hadn't warned him would be in the interview]

Dicknose: "Uhhhm well, I went too high on some of the meds, and one of the sideeffects is an erection. I could have won if it weren't for that, it was embarrassing, racing with an erection, plus it slowed me down somewhat, aerodynamick ally and all, these shorts are skin tight for a reason.

Announcer: ".....Really? I....I don't know what to say,.. to be honest I didn't notice...but I was watching uh, the race"

Dicknose: "Yeah, it sucks, it takes like 6 hours for it to go away"

Announcer: "...Are you one of those dopers that can't control anger well anymore?"

Dicknose: "No way, I love my public! dude I'd never hurt no one, luv ya man"

Announcer: " Ahh good, I asked because, well, to be frank, you're still wearing your racing shorts and..well, you don't have an erection."

Dicknose: " Dude it's MASSIVE, I even feel stupid cause the blood aint in my brain like coach said"

Announcer: "Really?...I just don't see it, ummm not that I'm looking to close."

Dicknose: "Aww it's cool, I'm proud of my body, wanna see?"

Announcer: "NO, aww for the love of god, don't!"

Dicknose: (pulling down shorts) "See? Massiv..whatdafuk? where'd it go....oh my" (falls to the floor, crying) "THEY BLEW IT UP! THE MANIACS THEY BLEW IT UP!" [ coach arrives, kicks Dicknose and reminds him of the .0003 gain when he stopped using an athletic cup, has Cicknose hauled away ]

Announcer: " So uhh, coach killyall, uhhh any comment on tonights performance, must've been a disappointment to lose to a guy without as much juice on tap"

Coach: " yer damn right it was, if he loses again I'll cut him from the team and get my fingernail clippers out and take whatever he's got left between his legs, sonofabinch cut the ratings from our veiwing area in half losing that way!" It's no excuse, having an erection shouldn't stop any of MY atheletes from performing to MY fullest, if I thought that sonofabinch could even GET an erection I'dve taken care of it before the race!" [walks off cursing]

Announcer: " There you have it folks, Dicknose Notaman, once the undisputed champion of the Freak Division Class Racing TV organization has taken a nosedive right in the middle of the season. Next time he'll remember something every 13 year old knows..carry a book with you at all times. Not only can it cover your erection, but it makes you look smart too!"

zaskar

Your Focking LAME!

Don Shipp

This thread needs Flyer!

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Borg

yeah...bring him back!!! Reinstate Flyer! He can tell us how Basso has gotten so much better!

wicklow200

How's that? He has consistently shown this sort of form. The only thing that has improved is his time trialling.

jhuskey

Slow down guys as I am still trying to associate American Idol with doping.

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Catabolic_Jones

Yes, I agree.

It is sad that the shadow of doping should so taint all our perceptions of the sport -- any improvement is now credited to drugs. Perhaps now, as well, falling-off of form should be credited to lack of drugs, or lack of the 'right' drugs. Is it all a chemical game?

Such a notion is sheer absurdity and not to be taken seriously. Certainly, drugs are a contributor; however, I still watch the sport because I know that training and psychological preparation are at least equally -- if not more -- responsible for the outcome of a cycling race.

I find that a great deal of the naysayers who decry an athlete's rise in success are simply disgruntled fans of his opponents. That is just pure lameness. To be an enemy of doping is one thing, but to be an enemy of a particular athlete and his success, and to slander him without evidence is another. I don't think this forum should permit such contributions. Not without evidence. At least Flyer, on occasion -- actually, more frequently than not -- had the integrity to back up his allegations. Even though he had the somewhat unenviable propensity for going off-topic.

Just my .02

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lumpy

And a fine .02¢ it is!

Aranesp

Fact is: there is no way to tell whether a sudden increase in athletic performance is attributed to performance-enhancers or better training. There is also no way to tell whether the best is actually the most talented. It is all a matter of probabilities, and not something that can be answered with a simple yes or no. That is the sport.

Jennifer_Quest

What a GREAT Interview!!!

Why has no one answered me in my other thread I asked what this forum was for? Is it for encouraging doping or just technical considerations while doping or something?

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Jennifer_Quest

I'm not asking you glowingrod

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wilmar13

You need to be stoned to enjoy American Idol.