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Beware of the Dog!

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Old 17-08.-2002, 05:40 AM   #1
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Default Beware of the Dog!

A vacationer noticed a sign that warned DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG!,
posted on the glass door of a little country store.

Inside the store, a harmless-looking old hound dog was asleep on the
floor by the cash register.

"Is THAT the dog people are supposed to beware of?" he asked the store
manager.

"Yup." The man replied.

The vacationer was amused. "That doesn't look like a dangerous dog to
me.

Why the sign?"

"Well," the manager replied, "before I posted that sign, people kept
tripping over him."

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