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After finishing a hard day's work on his own - because his partner
didn't show up - a carpet-layer cleaned up all his tools and prepared to leave. Patting his pocket, he realized that his cigarette pack was missing. Looking around the room, he noticed a small lump in the centre of the carpeting he just finished laying, just about the size of his cigarette pack. Considering for a minute, he finally decided to lay a board over the lump and hammer it flat. Relieved that the lump was no longer noticeable, and that he wouldn't have to pull the carpet up again, he loaded his equipment into his truck, and found his cigarettes laying on the front seat. Just then the lady of the house ran out to his truck. "The carpeting looks great," she assured him, "but I was wondering if you had seen my parakeet?" ;D |
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