Custody Battle

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The scene was a tiny mountain village in a remote section of West
Virginia. An old mountaineer and his young wife were getting a
divorce in the local court. But custody of the children was a
problem.

The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that
since she had brought the children into this world, she should
retain custody of them.

The old mountaineer also wanted custody of the children. The
judge asked for his side of the story and, after a long moment of
silence, the mountaineer slowly rose from his chair and replied,
"Judge, when I put a dollar in a candy machine and a candy bar
comes out, does it belong to me or the machine?"

;D