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Old 31-01.-2006, 02:59 PM   #1
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A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender.
The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, "What's your IQ?"

The man replies "about 170" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about cycling, global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nano-technology, and sexual proclivities.

The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?"

The man responds, "about 130."
Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, Motor cycle racing, NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, favourite fast foods, guns, and women's breasts.

Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?"

The man replies, "Er, 75, I think."
And the robot says... real slowly... "So............... ya gonna vote for Bush again?".
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Old 27-02.-2007, 01:04 AM   #2
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the only issue i have w/ that joke is -- a 130 IQ isn't gonna be interested in NASCAR; 100-105, maybe.
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Old 12-03.-2007, 09:43 AM   #3
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the only issue i have w/ that joke is -- a 130 IQ isn't gonna be interested in NASCAR; 100-105, maybe.


Bp,

You're probably right. But I suppose the robot had to respond to a range of IQ's.

Statistically speaking, even the occasional 130+ IQ type thinks occasionally about mamary appendages even if not quite so often?

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Old 30-03.-2007, 08:08 AM   #4
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A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender.
The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, "What's your IQ?"

The man replies "about 170" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about cycling, global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nano-technology, and sexual proclivities.

The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?"

The man responds, "about 130."
Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, Motor cycle racing, NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, favourite fast foods, guns, and women's breasts.

Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?"

The man replies, "Er, 75, I think."
And the robot says... real slowly... "So............... ya gonna vote for Bush again?".

The IQ of 75 for someone that would vote for Bush seems way too high
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Old 30-03.-2007, 09:15 AM   #5
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The IQ of 75 for someone that would vote for Bush seems way too high


G1,

Your right. As time goes by, it would seem an extremely valid point. However,
he is still in the chair.

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