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30-08.-2002, 08:58 AM
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This is your captain speaking.
A plane took off from Louisville International Airport, and when it
reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain started his announcements over the intercom. "Ladies and gentleman, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 254, non-stop from Louisville to Miami. The weather ahead is good and we expect a smooth and uneventful flight. So just sit back and relax - OH MY GOD!" Silence followed for several minutes. Finally the captain came back on the intercom and said, "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry for the earlier scare. While I was talking, the flight attendant brought me a cup of coffee and spilled it in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!" Back in coach, a passenger said to the person next to him, "That's nothing! He should see the back of mine!" ;D |
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03-09.-2002, 12:06 AM
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Re: This is your captain speaking.
 Thanks, I needed that! |
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