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Old 27-09.-2005, 11:28 PM   #1
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Default Turning into a man

Fatima Whitbred the javelin thrower (okay this is an old joke)

goes to the doctors and says, 'hey doc, i think i am truning into a man',

'dont be so ridiculous' says the doctor

'but i have hair growing on my chest' says Fatima

'hmmmm, how far down does it go?'


















Fatima replies, 'all the way down to my bollocks'..!
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Old 28-09.-2005, 08:55 PM   #2
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Fatima Whitbred the javelin thrower (okay this is an old joke)

goes to the doctors and says, 'hey doc, i think i am truning into a man',

'dont be so ridiculous' says the doctor

'but i have hair growing on my chest' says Fatima

'hmmmm, how far down does it go?'




















Fatima replies, 'all the way down to my bollocks'..!





'all the way down to my bollocks' - ha ha .....good joke
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Old 30-09.-2005, 10:59 AM   #3
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Default Re: Turning into a man

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Fatima Whitbred the javelin thrower (okay this is an old joke)

goes to the doctors and says, 'hey doc, i think i am truning into a man',

'dont be so ridiculous' says the doctor

'but i have hair growing on my chest' says Fatima

'hmmmm, how far down does it go?'


















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me no understand
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Old 30-09.-2005, 07:15 PM   #4
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bollocks=nuts
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she is worried about a few hairs when she is sporting a full set of wedding tackle..
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she is worried about a few hairs when she is sporting a full set of wedding tackle..

Yeah knowing what bollocks means was the key.
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