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Old 24-05.-2005, 02:25 AM   #1
Batesy
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Default Salesman

A door-to-door salesman knocks at a small council house and a young boy, not much older than 6 or 7 yrs old answers the door.
The boy stands there with a large glass of brandy in one hand, the other arm around a semi-naked blonde hooker and he has a large cuban cigar dangling from his mouth.

The salesman says "hello there young man, is your mummy or daddy in?"

to which the boy replies "what do you think?"
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