Today's Forum Topics
Set as homepage
|
View
New Forum Topics Today's Forum Topics Set as homepage |
 |
|
|||||||
Welcome to CyclingForums.com You are currently viewing our website as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions. You will have to register before you can post to this thread. By joining our free online community you will have access to post new topics, communicate privately with other cyclingforums.com members (PM), respond to polls, upload photos and access other special features like product reviews and classifieds. |
 |
|
|
Thread Tools | Search this Thread | Display Modes |
14-05.-2005, 07:07 PM
|
#1 |
|
Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Colorado
Posts: 256
 |
A perfect husband?
The Perfect Husband
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Several men are in the locker room of a golf club... A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello"... WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club.?" MAN: "Yes" WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat...It's only $1,000... Is it OK if I buy it...?" MAN: "Sure. Go ahead if you like it that much"... WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005 models ... I saw one I really liked"... MAN: "How much...?" WOMAN: "£60,000" MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options" WOMAN: "Great..! Oh, and one more thing... the house we wanted last year is back on the market... They're asking £950,000" MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer £900,000." WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later... I love you...!" MAN: "Bye, I love you, too" The man hangs up... The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment... Then he asks: "Anyone know whose phone this is...?" found on http://com4.runboard.com/bvickih.fdailylaughs.t355 _________________ |
|
|
|
31-05.-2005, 04:15 AM
|
#2 |
|
Registered User
Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 54
|
Re: A perfect husband?
That is pretty funny.
 |
|
|
|
|
18-06.-2005, 06:10 AM
|
#3 |
|
Registered User
Join Date: Jun 2005
Posts: 2
|
Re: A perfect husband?
hahaha I hope the owner of that phone is loaded.
|
|
|
|
|
04-11.-2005, 11:51 AM
|
#4 |
|
Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 10
|
Re: A perfect husband?
This is funny because I answer my co-workers cell phone at work all the time when he is away from his desk and his wife thinks it is him and just keeps on talking.
|
|
|
|
Linear Mode
