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How many ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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Old 21-03.-2005, 07:11 PM   #1
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Default Re: How many ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Q. How many narcissists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A. Only one. He holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.
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Q. How many narcissists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A. Only one. He holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.

Substitute with a Solipsist, and you'd get rid of the whole need of a factuall revolving world
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How many automotive mechanics does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. Five to run for the parts and one to hammer it in.
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How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has to want to change.
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How many medical students does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes him 12 years to do it.
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Q. How many narcissists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A. Only one. He holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.


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How many paranoid schizophrenics does it take to change a light bulb?

Who wants to know?
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