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05-03.-2005, 04:00 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: NE Ohio, USA
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Spaghetti
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several
years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write "spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support payments to begin. One day, about 8 months later, he came home to his confused wife. "Honey,"she said, "you received a very strange post card today.. "Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it " he said. The wife obeyed, and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted. On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without." Last edited by hank2230 : 05-03.-2005 at 04:03 AM. Reason: left off the "punch line" |
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15-03.-2005, 11:14 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Colorado
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Re: Spaghetti
LOL
but on a serious note this is yummy and So Easy a guy can do it -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Very easy. You just put in 3, 4, or 5 chease Tortolini(SP) into Boiling water. A bit of salt but it still seems to work okay if you forget the salt. Cook for 5 to 8 minutes depending on what brand you buy. Then you drain it. Poor cold water over it. Drain it and ad the pesto spices which are in olive oil sold near the pesto pasta. When my wife then girlfriend mentioned a non red sause pasta dish I did not think I would like it. But I love it. And it is more special since I never had it before meeting her. |
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