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28-12.-2001, 09:48 AM
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Cause its almost the weekend!
The tour bus traveling through northern Nevada passed briefly at the Mustang Ranch, near Sparks.
The guide noted: "We are now passing the largest house of prostitution in America." A male passenger shouted: "WHY?!?" |
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28-12.-2001, 10:19 AM
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ArchAngel
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Orion Nebula
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Re: Cause its almost the weekend!
Three elderly ladies were at the doctor for a cognitive reasoning test. The doctor says to the first gal, "What is three times three?"
"297," was her prompt reply. "Ummm...OK," says the doc. The doctor says to the lady, "It's your turn now. What is three times three?" "Friday," replies the second lady. "Ummm...OK.." Then the doc says to the third, "Okay, mam, your turn. What's three times three?" "Nine," says she. "That's wonderful!" says the doc. "Tell me, how did you get that?" "Simple," she says, beaming... "I subtracted 297 from Friday!"
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