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28-01.-2005, 09:59 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Cape Town, South Africa
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Redneck Vacations
Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy
Bob tells Luther, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your advice about where to go. Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Daisy May got pregnant. Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas,and Daisy May got pregnant again. Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Daisy May didn't get pregnant again." Luther asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different? Billy Bob says, "This year I'm taking Daisy May with me
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03-02.-2005, 08:32 PM
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Location: Melbourne, Australia
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Re: Redneck Vacations
Killer punch line. Loved it!
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