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Alan Ariel .....a washed up loser

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Old 28-11.-2004, 09:20 AM   #1
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Default Alan Ariel .....a washed up loser

Mr NOcom is Alan Ariel........a washed up cyclist with bad knees and can only move his fingers now. His sock puppet is Kevin.
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Old 28-11.-2004, 10:20 AM   #3
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Mr NOcom is Alan Ariel........a washed up cyclist with bad knees and can only move his fingers now. His sock puppet is Kevin.
Hey You A HOLE you leave my AA alone before i drive you home with something that you might like.
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Old 28-11.-2004, 11:09 AM   #4
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Interesting info, considering Alan's rants against 'cheater' fairings is somewhat at odds with his use of same:
http://www.wisil.recumbents.com/wis...alan_ariail.htm

That would mean he's not only a loser, but a hypocrite as well.
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Old 29-11.-2004, 02:42 AM   #6
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Blazing PutPut,
That looks like another one of those slow old school design fairing gimmick recumbents.

That dated old school design will never be as fast as this cutting edge new technology:
http://www.wisil.recumbents.com/wisil/misc/nocom.htm

Both you and Slowdio Evans will never stand a chance when you hear "on your left" from a rider on a NoCom.

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Johnny NoCom

If I ever see a nocom coming up behind me in a race, they will be pushed off into the guardrail. I'm not putting up with their crap. Hey if I get disqualified, big friggin deal. Its just a stupid hpv race anyhow. Younger guys beating old guys with beards. It would be rather fun to see a nocom laying in broken shards all over the track. It wouldn't take much to cut one off. They can't handle any type of sharp wheel action to avoid a rear tire.
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Old 30-11.-2004, 02:32 PM   #8
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Slowdio Evans,
Kamil will be pleased with your ASSessment of the NoCom handling as well as what you would like to see happen to one.

You can e-mail him to tell him direct. After all you have so much NoCom expertise with thousands miles riding one including all of your NoCom design input.

FWIW the strength ratio of the NoCom is much higher than the old VKs like the one you own. The NoCom will never crack in the event of any crash.

Please save your violent riding tactics for one of your fantasy bent vs. DF races Slowdio Evans. It will not work at a sanctioned HPV velodrome race.

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Sure it will. You just watch me. Hey rubbing is racing. If you don't want to get your pretty little nocom scratched ( which you don't own anyhow ) then don't put it on the track with me. You will be scrubbed off the track.
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Sure it will. You just watch me. Hey rubbing is racing. If you don't want to get your pretty little nocom scratched ( which you don't own anyhow ) then don't put it on the track with me. You will be scrubbed off the track.


Slowdio Chris,

Harry Callahan is riding a NoCom this season. He'll be looking for you.

"I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?"

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If I ever see a nocom coming up behind me in a race, they will be pushed off into the guardrail. I'm not putting up with their crap. Hey if I get disqualified, big friggin deal. Its just a stupid hpv race anyhow. Younger guys beating old guys with beards. It would be rather fun to see a nocom laying in broken shards all over the track. It wouldn't take much to cut one off. They can't handle any type of sharp wheel action to avoid a rear tire.




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Hey Glen! hows it been goin? How's you nocom going? Haven't heard from ya in a while.
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Yeah, calm down, dude. The war's over. How's things in Sydney?
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Hey Glen! hows it been goin? How's you nocom going? Haven't heard from ya in a while.



MMM, OK who did I offend???


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Yeah, calm down, dude. The war's over. How's things in Sydney?



Don't mention the WAR.....
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