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03-11.-2004, 05:46 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: San Diego, CA
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Marraige Advice
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"
His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes in the closet, jump into bed, slap her on the butt and whoop out "YEE-HAW, WHO'S HORNY?" and she acts like she's sound asleep. Works every time!" |
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14-11.-2004, 08:01 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2004
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Re: Marraige Advice
I tried the second approach and as it turns out she really was all three times i did that so now i don't drink as much cause i'm the one with the headache
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18-11.-2004, 08:31 AM
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Location: Colorado
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Re: Marraige Advice
Brother just told me this one.
How do you turn a fox into a cow? You marry her. |
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18-11.-2004, 10:54 AM
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Re: Marraige Advice
aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhssssshhhhhhiiiiitttttt that was funny
 my wife told ME that one first |
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16-12.-2004, 03:59 AM
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Re: Marraige Advice
My Wife is a Babe
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08-01.-2005, 05:33 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Colorado
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Re: Marraige Advice
Always smart to say good things about the wife. My wife is beautiful
Sexy Cute and WONDERFULL. She is my Angel |
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23-06.-2005, 06:29 PM
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Re: Marraige Advice
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My wife is like that too, I just hope I don't meet her for another ten years so I can enjoy the single life for a bit longer! |
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25-06.-2005, 07:36 AM
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Location: USA
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Re: Marraige Advice
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hahaha! i like that one! |
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04-11.-2005, 11:43 AM
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Re: Marraige Advice
When I get married I will have to try this theory out.
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