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21-09.-2004, 04:55 PM
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A frog goes into a bank...
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?" [you're gonna love this] [its a real treat] [a masterpiece] [wait for it] The bank manager looks back at her and says... "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone." |
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24-09.-2004, 08:58 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: SCOTLAND...you know it.
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Re: A frog goes into a bank...
hehe...didnt see that coming...
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06-11.-2004, 05:01 PM
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Re: A frog goes into a bank...
Where did you get that one? You have had several good ones here DOC.
I've been reposting your marriage advice post. The best joke I found away from this site is PETA stands for People Eating Tastey Annamals(SP?) better get offline and get some sleep when I can't even spell animals. |
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14-11.-2004, 07:50 PM
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Re: A frog goes into a bank...
good one, well thought of joke i like clean stuff like that man it really brightens up your day.
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14-11.-2004, 09:47 PM
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Re: A frog goes into a bank...
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Sorry, been out of town for awhile. I just pick up jokes here and there. The good ones, I post here when the boss isn't looking. Yeah, I always liked that PETA one. People for the Eating of Tasty Animals.... |
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18-11.-2004, 08:27 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Colorado
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Re: A frog goes into a bank...
They don't let us on the net anymore at work unless it is work related. And we are supposed to document the reason on our shift log.
They have some program that tracks us  Really miss the days of surfing from 3 am to 5 am. So hard to stay awake at those times.Well better get to sleep I've been up for 22 hours. Not good but so glad to be off work it is hard to go to sleep on my friday. |
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18-11.-2004, 05:50 PM
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Location: Colorado
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Re: A frog goes into a bank...
An engineer is walking through the woods and all of a sudden he hears a frog say:"I'm a princess!Kiss me and I can take you to my castle and we can have a good time!"
The engineer puts the frog princess in his pocket and walks away.However, she gets mad and yells:"HEY, I'M A PRINCESS!KISS ME AND I'LL TURN INTO A PRINCESS AND I CAN TAKE YOU TO MY CASTLE AND WE CAN HAVE A GOOD TIME!!"But the engineer simply pushes the frog back into his pocket.When the engineer gets home and empties his pockets onto his shelf, the frog princess is REALLY MAD!"WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM, BUDDY!?JUST KISS ME AND I CAN BE YOUR STUPID BRIDE!!"But the engineer says:"I don't want a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool!" found on http://com1.runboard.com/bthejokesf...usinessjokes.t3 |
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