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20-09.-2004, 09:05 AM
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the pearly gates
A man appears before the pearly gates. "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St Peter asks. "Well, I can think of one thing," the man offers. "Once I came upon a gang of high testosterone bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker. I smacked him on the head, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the ground, and told him: "Leave her alone now or you'll answer to me." St Peter was impressed and asked: "When did this happen?" The man replied: "Just a few minutes ago."
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20-09.-2004, 01:37 PM
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Re: the pearly gates
HA!
 very funny. I'm surprised I haven't heard that one before. |
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13-10.-2004, 09:09 AM
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Re: the pearly gates
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I'm surprised you haven't heard it before as well! |
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