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16-09.-2004, 07:08 AM
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Location: Toronto, Canada
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Why Canada is such a good country
Two monkeys and a canadian orbiting earth when a message is heard on the speakers.
"Ground control to monkey 1, ground control to monkey 1. Your speed is a little high , please adjust accordingly". monkey 1 adjusts the speed accordingly. ten minutes later another message. "Ground control to monkey 2, ground control to monkey 2. Your trajectory is a little high , please adjust accordingly". monkey 2 adjusts the trajectory accordingly. ten minutes later another message. "Ground control to canadian, ground control to canadian". the canadian interupts ground control saying "Yeh yeh, i know, feed the monkeys and dont touch any buttons" Just a joke... don't get mad at me all of ya canadians... i am from canada too and found it funny  |
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16-09.-2004, 10:30 AM
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Location: New Brunswick, Canada
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Re: Why Canada is such a good country
Along the lines of "How do you get 1000 drunk Canadians out of a swimming pool?"
A: You say, "All you drunk Canadians, get out of the swimming pool." Only Canadians see the humour in this joke. I thought the monkey bit was funny too.
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16-09.-2004, 12:06 PM
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Re: Why Canada is such a good country
LOL!! funny one
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