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Two men in a 4x4

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Old 15-09.-2004, 12:27 AM   #1
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Default Two men in a 4x4

Two men on the African plains on holiday are watching the wildlife. Over in the long grass a head pops up,

"thats a cheetah, the fastest land animal";
"interesting" says his friend

the cheetah begins to stalk the car and creeps forward and the men being to panic...

"what are we going to do, its getting closer" says one man,
the other bends down and puts on his new Adidas running shoes..
"what are you doing you idiot? you'll never out run that.."
"who cares about the cheetah?..just as long as i out run you i'll be fine! ".
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