stickers suggestions/ideas

flyingdutch

Have seen heard the ones like:

"No iraqis were killed to fuel this bike" (or something like that...)

"Burn Fat, not Oil" (a BV one apparently)

"we ARE the traffic" (Tshirts worn by first CM ride in SanFran)

"One less car"

Howzabout:

"0 litres/100km"

"We arent the problem.
We are the SOLUTION"

"Imagine if everyone owned a car what a smelly, dirty, archaic world it
would be! Oh, hang on... IT IS!!!"

(homage some dude on UK-C+ forum)

"The word 'obese' has 4 four round shapes in it. So does a car!"

"Last year there were twice as many bicycles produced and sold than
cars, so dont tell me to get out of YOUR way "

"Ever wondered why realestate prices on main roads are so low? Well, it
aint cos BIKES stink!"

" George Bush is powered by Oil. His bike isnt. That's why it threw
him off!!! "



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Andy Simpson

flyingdutch wrote:
> Have seen heard the ones like:
>
> "No iraqis were killed to fuel this bike" (or something like that...)
>
:
> " George Bush is powered by Oil. His bike isnt. That's why it threw
> him off!!! "


"Keeping me safer, by risking your life"
or
"Sorry - was that your small child ?"

both to be stuck on the back of over-sized urban 4WD, with the (fictional)
Sydney Urban 4WD Club logo and the motto "I drive badly and I vote"

Bikesoiler

flyingdutch wrote:
> "0 litres/100km"




"2 litres/100km.........of Beer!"


[Chant]

Beer, Chips, Wedges.

[/Chant]

As heard last friday ~20:30 in Nth Melb back streets.



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cfsmtb

Bikesoiler wrote:
> "2 litres/100km.........of Beer!"
> [Chant]
> Beer, Chips, Wedges.
> [/Chant]
> As heard last friday ~20:30 in Nth Melb back streets.



Remember it more like,

BEER! CHIPS! WEDGES!

.......then we did a sing-a-long version.


Witty quips see here,

City planners: you And your roadway engineers Wake up! Smell the honk!



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(_)/ (_) (_)/ (_) (_)/ (_) (_)/ (_)

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Honku: Haiku poetry about cars, traffic and automotive insanity

Feel free to e-mail this poem to someone who could use it
Write and share your own honku on "The Lamppost" at honku.org

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by Aaron Naparstek
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DRS

"flyingdutch" <usenet-forum@cyclingforums.com> wrote in message
news:Labvc.73766$Lj5.7875@fe22.usenetserver.com

[...]

> Howzabout:
>
> "0 litres/100km"
>
> "We arent the problem.
> We are the SOLUTION"
>
> "Imagine if everyone owned a car what a smelly, dirty, archaic world
> it would be! Oh, hang on... IT IS!!!"
>
> (homage some dude on UK-C+ forum)
>
> "The word 'obese' has 4 four round shapes in it. So does a car!"
>
> "Last year there were twice as many bicycles produced and sold than
> cars, so dont tell me to get out of YOUR way "
>
> "Ever wondered why realestate prices on main roads are so low? Well,
> it aint cos BIKES stink!"
>
> " George Bush is powered by Oil. His bike isnt. That's why it threw
> him off!!! "

They're too long (except the first couple). Stickers have to be short to
work:

"Suck someone else's wheel!"

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flyingdutch

Drs wrote:
> They're too long (except the first couple). Stickers have to be
> short to work:
> "Suck someone else's wheel!"



not bad. not bad...

"cars = suckers. bike = wheelsuckers"



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Shane Stanley

In article <rwuvc.82981$9N5.59793@fe12.usenetserver.com>,
flyingdutch <usenet-forum@cyclingforums.com> wrote:

> Drs wrote:
> > They're too long (except the first couple). Stickers have to be
> > short to work:
> > "Suck someone else's wheel!"
>
>
>
> not bad. not bad...
>
> "cars = suckers. bike = wheelsuckers"

"Cyclists suck wheels, drivers suck fumes"


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Shane Stanley

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flyingdutch

Shane Stanley wrote:
> "Cyclists suck wheels, drivers suck fumes"
> --
> Shane Stanley
> --
> Shane Stanley



Love ya werk!



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dude

Not mine but:

"One Less Car"

"Burn Fat Not Oil" (I like this one).

kingsley

On Wed, 02 Jun 2004 02:44:59 +0000, flyingdutch wrote:

"Cyclists have better bottoms"

flyingdutch

"Cyclists have better bottoms"

'her-indoors' calls em 'the buns of steel'!



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hippy

Kingsley wrote:
> On Wed, 02 Jun 2004 02:44:59 +0000, flyingdutch wrote: "Cyclists have
> better bottoms"



I don't know about better.. maybe bigger..

How about "Powered by Potatoes" as read recently from the book "The
Immortal Class".

hippy



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cfsmtb

Bike slogans from CM Sydney, see below, happy reading,


One Less Car Cars hold up Traffic RTA paving the planet One World, One
People, One slab of asphalt Smart Solutions to Congestion Get there on
time, Ride a bike Clean Quiet Transport Cyclists have great legs When
you commute, Don't Pollute My other bike is a tangara (train carriage)
Have you ridden a bike, lately? (Ford) Oh what a feeling, Bi-cycling.
(Toyota) All dai, Every dai, bicycle ways. (Hyundai) It's a bicycle,
best by far. (Nissan) RTA: specialists in: community demolition,
emission generation Sweat smells sweeter than CO2 HONK if you're part of
the PROBLEM, WHISTLE if you're NOT Vehicle of the Revolution Burn fat
not oil I'm an RTA road designer: my job is so secret even I don't know
what I'm doing I'm in touch with my inner-cyclist Release the cyclist
within CM - Pollution Solution Revolution Pedal with Petals Make Love,
Not Pollution Make Love, Not Cars Think globally, cycle locally
CM: rush hour for vehicles powered by legs, lungs and planetary good
will Surgeon-General's Warning: driving may be bad for your planet -
Done in the style of a cigarette packet The Eastern DEATHdributor
When enough people lead, the leaders will follow An organised
coincidence Sweat not Oil Good Planets Are Hard to Find. The Bike
Bites Back Those that can, do; those that can't, drive cars. I'd
Rather Be Breathing Be All You Can Be: Be Auto-Free Depave the Globe
Friends Don't Let Friends Drive Road Removal Creates Jobs Build
Rails, Not Roads Pavement Isn't Green What Was That Bump? (picture
of flattened earth with car tire track) Bike for Air (Bike for Next
Breath) Cars Smell Bad Cars Kill Everything Honk if You Love Bikes
Honk if You are Polluting the Planet Cars kill and make you ill
"Speed kills" -- maybe combined with a 30km/h speed limit sign Your
bum looks better on a bike Two pictures of bums of different size.
Captions: "Bought a car" and "Bought a bike" You're driving me mad
No Iraqis bombed to fuel this vehicle Bicycles Make Cleaner Traffic
Jams We're not holding up the traffic, we are the traffic Pedal to
the medals (Catch cry for cycling to the olympics site)



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? the Platypus {aka David Formosa}

cfsmtb <spam@spameggsandspam.com.tas> writes:


> RTA paving the planet One World,
> RTA: specialists in: community demolition,
> I'm an RTA road designer: my job is so secret even I don't know
> what I'm doing

Why such anty RTA agro? From what I've seen the RTA do alot of good
procycling stuff (they could do more or cause).

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