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"Eric S. Sande" <esande@erols.com> wrote in message news:4073896C.43E1D2D1@erols.com... > >Not a regular practice of mine, just when I'm feeling like it. > > I was following too closely (stopped at a traffic light in the lane) > one day when the son of a bitch put it in reverse and backed over me. [snip] > Of course it has never happened to me again, but once is enough. [snip] Well, it's certainly true that in general it's safest to leave some room between you and the car in front. I do confess, there's times when I'm feeling impudent, and I decide to break that safety rule. Recently I was pulling up to a light, and so had already taken the center of the lane to declare my ownership. Some twitbrain in a large white commercial van pulled around me into the next lane, gunning it, and then pulled in front of me, cutting me off and forcing me into a screeching halt. I could have accepted this, *barely*, if he had then taken a free right (the majority of the traffic at this intersection turns right) and wanted to get around me in fear that I would block his ability to do so. However, this was not his intention. He was just sitting there, waiting for the light to turn green so he could go straight. It was a fine and dewy morning, and the back of his van was covered in a slightly dampened dust. This was the medium, and the van back windows were my canvas. The light's a long one, so I pulled up right to the back of the van and leaned forward. I wrote SMILE and RELAX with my forefinger both forwards and in backwards mirror writing, so he could read the words if they were in his rear-view mirror or if he turned his head around. Then I made a half dozen little smiley faces to decorate the blank spaces. I was in the process of admiring my work when the light turned green. He took off, and that was that. Warm Regards, Claire Petersky Please replace earthlink for mouse-potato and .net for .com Home of the meditative cyclist: http://home.earthlink.net/~cpetersky/Welcome.htm See the books I've set free at: http://bookcrossing.com/referral/Cpetersky |
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On Sat, 10 Apr 2004 03:10:48 GMT, "Claire Petersky"
<cpetersky@mouse-potato.com> wrote: >front of me, cutting me off and forcing me into a screeching halt. I could > >It was a fine and dewy morning, and the back of his van was covered in a >slightly dampened dust. This was the medium, and the van back windows were >my canvas. The light's a long one, so I pulled up right to the back of the >van and leaned forward. I wrote SMILE and RELAX with my forefinger both >forwards and in backwards mirror writing, so he could read the words if they >were in his rear-view mirror or if he turned his head around. Then I made a >half dozen little smiley faces to decorate the blank spaces. I was in the Wow. That's some strong restraint...must be that meditative cycling. I doubt I could have written nice stuff. -- Rick Onanian |
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"Rick Onanian" <spamsink@cox.net> wrote in message news:0aao7012la1edg3gsvtk74plgigh53mtct@4ax.com... > On Sat, 10 Apr 2004 03:10:48 GMT, "Claire Petersky" > <cpetersky@mouse-potato.com> wrote: > >front of me, cutting me off and forcing me into a screeching halt. I could > > > >It was a fine and dewy morning, and the back of his van was covered in a > >slightly dampened dust. This was the medium, and the van back windows were > >my canvas. The light's a long one, so I pulled up right to the back of the > >van and leaned forward. I wrote SMILE and RELAX with my forefinger both > >forwards and in backwards mirror writing, so he could read the words if they > >were in his rear-view mirror or if he turned his head around. Then I made a > >half dozen little smiley faces to decorate the blank spaces. I was in the > > Wow. That's some strong restraint...must be that meditative cycling. > I doubt I could have written nice stuff. I guess I was in a different mood this afternoon than that morning described above. I got cut off, on the way home, similar situation, by a bronze Tahoe. I was tempted to write in the dust on the back of his vehicle, "I drive a large SUV to make up for my inadequately sized penis" but the light at that intersection was much shorter, and even if I abbreviated my message to "...small dick" I knew I'd never have time to finish it. On a different note, though, this morning I was waiting at the long light at Dearborn and Rainier (like here: http://www.geocities.com/cpetersky/commute4.html), and pulled up right behind someone's smaller sedan. There was a baby, about 5 months or so, in a rear facing car seat. The baby at first didn't see me, but I managed to catch her eye, and then she stared at me with that baby-like intensity they can get sometimes. I smiled and made lots of googly faces and stuff for her, and she stared and stared, probably trying to map my face, with the sunglasses and helmet on top, to all the other human faces she had seen in her short life. Finally, just before the light turned green, she spat out her pacifier and gave me a smile. Warm Regards, Claire Petersky Please replace earthlink for mouse-potato and .net for .com Home of the meditative cyclist: http://home.earthlink.net/~cpetersky/Welcome.htm See the books I've set free at: http://bookcrossing.com/referral/Cpetersky |
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