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Lance and Sheryl on TNT

 
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Old 29-04.-2004, 12:41 PM   #1
HardwareLust
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Default Lance and Sheryl on TNT

Just showed Lance yukking it up (and drinking a beer!) at the Lakers/Rockets
game on TNT. Of course, he was with that Sheryl Crow person. At least
she's not bad looking, in an older-woman kind of way.


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Old 29-04.-2004, 01:14 PM   #2
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Default Re: Lance and Sheryl on TNT

Lance can drink a few more of those beers and would still be in much better
shape that jan.

"HardwareLust" <noone@nowhere.com> wrote in message
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> Just showed Lance yukking it up (and drinking a beer!) at the

Lakers/Rockets
> game on TNT. Of course, he was with that Sheryl Crow person. At least
> she's not bad looking, in an older-woman kind of way.
>
>



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Old 29-04.-2004, 01:46 PM   #3
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She does look better after 3 beers, saw her on a plane ride about 6 years
ago, she was hooter then, that was after 3 beers too.
Lance needs some Krispy Creams with his beer, alternate eat KC,drink Beer,
eat KC, drink Beer, eat KC drink Beer, then look at Sheryl, she got better!
alright! drunken sugar rushes, nothing better!

"Roger Ramjet" <not@this.time> wrote in message
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> Lance can drink a few more of those beers and would still be in much

better
> shape that jan.
>
> "HardwareLust" <noone@nowhere.com> wrote in message
> news:jP_jc.105308$L31.67518@nwrddc01.gnilink.net...
> > Just showed Lance yukking it up (and drinking a beer!) at the

> Lakers/Rockets
> > game on TNT. Of course, he was with that Sheryl Crow person. At least
> > she's not bad looking, in an older-woman kind of way.
> >
> >

>
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Old 29-04.-2004, 02:22 PM   #4
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"John Smith" <pani@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> She does look better after 3 beers, saw her on a plane ride about 6 years
> ago, she was hooter then, that was after 3 beers too.
> Lance needs some Krispy Creams with his beer, alternate eat KC,drink Beer,
> eat KC, drink Beer, eat KC drink Beer, then look at Sheryl, she got
> better!
> alright! drunken sugar rushes, nothing better!


Shit! A woman would have to be totally drunk and a moron to boot to even
look at a fsck-wit like you. <G>

Cathar


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Old 29-04.-2004, 11:56 PM   #5
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you know Sheryl too?

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> "John Smith" <pani@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:c6q1an$ekt2a$1@ID-225206.news.uni-berlin.de...
> > She does look better after 3 beers, saw her on a plane ride about 6

years
> > ago, she was hooter then, that was after 3 beers too.
> > Lance needs some Krispy Creams with his beer, alternate eat KC,drink

Beer,
> > eat KC, drink Beer, eat KC drink Beer, then look at Sheryl, she got
> > better!
> > alright! drunken sugar rushes, nothing better!

>
> Shit! A woman would have to be totally drunk and a moron to boot to even
> look at a fsck-wit like you. <G>
>
> Cathar
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Old 30-04.-2004, 08:42 AM   #6
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"HardwareLust" <noone@nowhere.com> wrote in message
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> Just showed Lance yukking it up (and drinking a beer!) at the

Lakers/Rockets
> game on TNT. Of course, he was with that Sheryl Crow person. At least
> she's not bad looking, in an older-woman kind of way.


Sheryl Crow is hot in an ANY woman kind of way.


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Old 30-04.-2004, 01:45 PM   #7
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Roger Ramjet wrote:
> Lance can drink a few more of those beers and would still be in much
> better shape that jan.


Amen, brother, Amen.


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Old 30-04.-2004, 09:08 PM   #8
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She is a MILF


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> "HardwareLust" <noone@nowhere.com> wrote in message
> news:jP_jc.105308$L31.67518@nwrddc01.gnilink.net...
> > Just showed Lance yukking it up (and drinking a beer!) at the

> Lakers/Rockets
> > game on TNT. Of course, he was with that Sheryl Crow person. At least
> > she's not bad looking, in an older-woman kind of way.

>
> Sheryl Crow is hot in an ANY woman kind of way.
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Old 01-05.-2004, 03:07 AM   #9
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Well, if she's a member of the Moro Islamic Liberation Front and
hasn't yet been rounded up by the FBI or CIA I guess that's further
evidence that DHS is pretty much useless, too.

http://users.skynet.be/terrorism/ht...ppines_moro.htm

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> She is a MILF
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> "Gooserider" <noway@mousepotato.com> wrote in message
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> > "HardwareLust" <noone@nowhere.com> wrote in message
> > news:jP_jc.105308$L31.67518@nwrddc01.gnilink.net...
> > > Just showed Lance yukking it up (and drinking a beer!) at the

> Lakers/Rockets
> > > game on TNT. Of course, he was with that Sheryl Crow person. At least
> > > she's not bad looking, in an older-woman kind of way.

> >
> > Sheryl Crow is hot in an ANY woman kind of way.
> >
> >

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Old 01-05.-2004, 05:42 AM   #10
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Richard Adams wrote:

> Well, if she's a member of the Moro Islamic Liberation Front and
> hasn't yet been rounded up by the FBI or CIA I guess that's further
> evidence that DHS is pretty much useless, too.


DHS? You mean that Discount Home Shopping is running the show?
And to think that I keep deleting their e-mails...

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Old 01-05.-2004, 11:21 PM   #11
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Stewart Fleming wrote:
> Richard Adams wrote:
> > Well, if she's a member of the Moro Islamic Liberation Front and
> > hasn't yet been rounded up by the FBI or CIA I guess that's further
> > evidence that DHS is pretty much useless, too.

> DHS? You mean that Discount Home Shopping is running the show? And to
> think that I keep deleting their e-mails...




Was L.A feeding her bales of hay at the same time as the beer?



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Old 02-05.-2004, 09:38 AM   #12
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In article <CSykc.558$s3.68336@news02.tsnz.net>,
Stewart Fleming <stewart.fleming@paradise.net.nz> wrote:

> Richard Adams wrote:
>
> > Well, if she's a member of the Moro Islamic Liberation Front and
> > hasn't yet been rounded up by the FBI or CIA I guess that's further
> > evidence that DHS is pretty much useless, too.

>
> DHS? You mean that Discount Home Shopping is running the show?
> And to think that I keep deleting their e-mails...


Here's what you've been missing:

Tom Ridge: Knock knock
Straight Man: Who's there?
Ridge: Yellow Alert
Straight Man: Yellow Alert who?


Ridge: Knock knock
Straight Man: Who's there?
Ridge: Yellow Alert
Straight Man: Yellow Alert who?


Ridge: Knock knock
Straight Man: Who's there?
Ridge: Yellow Alert
Straight Man: Yellow Alert Who?


Ridge: Knock knock
Straight Man: Who's there?
Ridge: Yellow Alert
Straight Man: YELLOW ALERT WHO?????



Ridge: Knock knock
Straight Man: Who's there?
Ridge: Orange
Straight Man: (heavy sigh) Orange who?

Ridge: Orange you glad I didn't say Yellow Alert?

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