Tiger mucks up in Georgia first, and now......

ronde chumpion

Hey,

Augusta, GA 2004 Masters. The Yoko curse continues on the golf half
of NIKE's world takeover scheme. The cycling half portion of their
sponsorship is due in town next week.

It is probably a good sign for Booby You-lick that no-luck Phil
finally won.

Thanks,
Ronde Chumpion

Dick Durbin

rondechumpion@aol.com (ronde chumpion) wrote in message news:<62f26b38.0404120655.23247587@posting.google.com>...
> Hey,
>
> Augusta, GA 2004 Masters. The Yoko curse continues on the golf half
> of NIKE's world takeover scheme.

I wonder if Mark David Chapman realizes that, if he had just aimed a
couple of feet to the left, he would be an international hero.

Dick Durbin

Carl Sundquist

"Dick Durbin" <ddurbin@tfn.net> wrote in message
news:4f3a7375.0404120839.6aee4314@posting.google.com...
> rondechumpion@aol.com (ronde chumpion) wrote in message
news:<62f26b38.0404120655.23247587@posting.google.com>...
> > Hey,
> >
> > Augusta, GA 2004 Masters. The Yoko curse continues on the golf half
> > of NIKE's world takeover scheme.
>
> I wonder if Mark David Chapman realizes that, if he had just aimed a
> couple of feet to the left, he would be an international hero.
>
> Dick Durbin

POTM

Richard Adams

Augusta has a Masters Race? Yoko Lennon has been cursing at Nike?
Who is Booby Phil? Is that a belgian nickname for Phil Liggett?
Tiger? Does Tiger's Milk now sponsor a team?

Meanwhile, after a cold and foggy weekend, the sun is out in the
Monterey area and if the weather continues to improve it should be a
great weekend for the Sea Otter. There's a cruise ship in the bay and
the CyclingNews.com Blimp should drift in anytime now.


rondechumpion@aol.com (ronde chumpion) wrote in message news:<62f26b38.0404120655.23247587@posting.google.com>...
> Hey,
>
> Augusta, GA 2004 Masters. The Yoko curse continues on the golf half
> of NIKE's world takeover scheme. The cycling half portion of their
> sponsorship is due in town next week.
>
> It is probably a good sign for Booby You-lick that no-luck Phil
> finally won.
>
> Thanks,
> Ronde Chumpion

trg

Dick Durbin wrote:
> rondechumpion@aol.com (ronde chumpion) wrote in message
> news:<62f26b38.0404120655.23247587@posting.google.com>...
>> Hey,
>>
>> Augusta, GA 2004 Masters. The Yoko curse continues on the golf half
>> of NIKE's world takeover scheme.
>
> I wonder if Mark David Chapman realizes that, if he had just aimed a
> couple of feet to the left, he would be an international hero.
>
> Dick Durbin

I wonder if Denis Leary realizes that you've swiped a not very funny joke of
his.

Benjamin Weiner

Dick Durbin <ddurbin@tfn.net> wrote:
> rondechumpion@aol.com (ronde chumpion) wrote in message news:<62f26b38.0404120655.23247587@posting.google.com>...

> > Augusta, GA 2004 Masters. The Yoko curse continues on the golf half
> > of NIKE's world takeover scheme.

> I wonder if Mark David Chapman realizes that, if he had just aimed a
> couple of feet to the left, he would be an international hero.

Yoko is cool.
Murder isn't cool.

People still blaming Yoko for the Beatles breakup, Nixon's election,
and failure to find WMDs should wonder why they think the
Lennon-McCartney marriage of egoists would have lasted, if only that
terrible corrupting woman hadn't shown up.

Michael Zaharis

trg wrote:
> Dick Durbin wrote:
>
>>rondechumpion@aol.com (ronde chumpion) wrote in message
>>news:<62f26b38.0404120655.23247587@posting.google.com>...
>>
>>>Hey,
>>>
>>> Augusta, GA 2004 Masters. The Yoko curse continues on the golf half
>>>of NIKE's world takeover scheme.
>>
>>I wonder if Mark David Chapman realizes that, if he had just aimed a
>>couple of feet to the left, he would be an international hero.
>>
>>Dick Durbin
>
>
> I wonder if Denis Leary realizes that you've swiped a not very funny joke of
> his.
>
>

I think that Judy Tenuta used it first.

Dick Durbin

Benjamin Weiner <bjw@mambo.ucolick.org> wrote in message news:<407b13ee$1@darkstar>...
> Yoko is cool.
> Murder isn't cool.
>
> People still blaming Yoko for the Beatles breakup, Nixon's election,
> and failure to find WMDs should wonder why they think the
> Lennon-McCartney marriage of egoists would have lasted, if only that
> terrible corrupting woman hadn't shown up.

Oh, for cryin' out loud! Go get a sense of humor transplant.

Benjamin Weiner

Dick Durbin <ddurbin@tfn.net> wrote:

> Oh, for cryin' out loud! Go get a sense of humor transplant.

Learn to be funny.

Especially when stealing other people's jokes.