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basic cycle laws #1

 
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Old 04-04.-2004, 05:24 AM   #1
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1.the ability to get a gear is inversely proportional to wind speed astern.
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Old 04-04.-2004, 07:01 AM   #2
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On 3 Apr 2004 12:24:42 -0800, datakoll@yahoo.com (g.daniels) wrote:
>1.the ability to get a gear is inversely proportional to wind speed astern.


2. The money I spend on gear is inversely proportional to the time I
spend riding. Damn winter. Nice bikes, though.
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Old 04-04.-2004, 12:54 PM   #3
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"g.daniels" <datakoll@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:41b0dda1.0404031224.57d76fa0@posting.google.com...
> 1.the ability to get a gear is inversely proportional to wind speed

astern.

2. death and taxes*

--
Phil, Squid-in-Training

*I am young, invulnerable, and I don't pay taxes. Therefore, I must be
either God or the Devil.



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Old 04-04.-2004, 07:42 PM   #4
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g.daniels wrote -

> 1.the ability to get a gear is inversely proportional to wind speed

astern.

Rick Onanian wrote -

> 2. The money I spend on gear is inversely proportional to the time I
>spend riding. Damn winter. .


I wrote -

3. The ease with which one clips into or out of a pedal is inversely
proportional to the importance of the occasion.

best, Andrew


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Old 05-04.-2004, 01:55 AM   #5
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In article <uvcu60hdu8kdrf8n28ki9b9nqdsjg55kv6@4ax.com>,
Rick Onanian <spamsink@cox.net> wrote:

> On 3 Apr 2004 12:24:42 -0800, datakoll@yahoo.com (g.daniels) wrote:
> >1.the ability to get a gear is inversely proportional to wind speed astern.

>
> 2. The money I spend on gear is inversely proportional to the time I
> spend riding. Damn winter. Nice bikes, though.
> --
> Rick Onanian


4. Get a lighter bike, carry a bigger lock.

4a The sum of lighter bike and bigger lock equals weight of original
bike/lock.

4b Lighter bike thus equals lighter wallet not reduced riding weight.

ergo: Progress/improvement is never in the direction intended.

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Ben Schapiro
velobenFLAT@comcast.net (it's flat here but you don't need it to communicate)
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Old 05-04.-2004, 08:07 AM   #6
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RE/
>1.the ability to get a gear is inversely proportional to wind speed astern.



If you start an out-and-back ride going upwind, the wind will magically shift
180 degrees just in time for the return leg.
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Old 05-04.-2004, 02:50 PM   #7
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(Pete Cresswell) wrote:
> RE/
>> 1.the ability to get a gear is inversely proportional to wind speed
>> astern.

>
>
> If you start an out-and-back ride going upwind, the wind will
> magically shift 180 degrees just in time for the return leg.


Happened just today.

Bill "afternoon coastal San Diego" S.


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Old 05-04.-2004, 06:14 PM   #8
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S o r n i wrote:
>>
>>If you start an out-and-back ride going upwind, the wind will
>>magically shift 180 degrees just in time for the return leg.

>
>
> Happened just today.
>
> Bill "afternoon coastal San Diego" S.
>
>


Same situation here! :-/

Francesco
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Old 05-04.-2004, 09:44 PM   #9
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"frenkatfrenk-do-t_ c0m-p" <"frenkatfrenk-do-t_ c0m-p"@rse-this-if-you.can>
wrote in message news:4071235d$1@epflnews.epfl.ch...
> S o r n i wrote:
> >>
> >>If you start an out-and-back ride going upwind, the wind will
> >>magically shift 180 degrees just in time for the return leg.

> >
> >
> > Happened just today.
> >
> > Bill "afternoon coastal San Diego" S.
> >
> >

>
> Same situation here! :-/
>
> Francesco


Hey - I'm just trying to help you guys get back in shape after being slugs
all winter! Why do you think I turn the wind on you?

-The Big Guy



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Old 06-04.-2004, 01:49 AM   #10
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the more expensive and newer the equipment the more likely the
probability of getting run over by a bus
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Old 09-04.-2004, 01:50 AM   #11
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the absolute necessity for reaching the destination is directly
proportional to road debris.

i had a legal document to get in the mail under time. a twelve mile
ride to the word processor. a nice ride. i caught a ups truck
downhill and downwind going 35-38 solid on a new calosahatchee river
bridge-
a roofing nail mit roof washer straight thru the front out the back
and point the inner rim. 14 feet of bikeway and i ...
with an imploring skyward glance, i said a few words to the self
sealing tube, pulled the expletive deleted out...
and made the time. didn't even lose air.
there's a moral here.
get the pig!!!!!
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