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What will you get for Ashcroft?

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Old 15-07.-2004, 01:29 AM   #1
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Default What will you get for Ashcroft?

As the President is getting off the helicopter in front of the White House, he has a baby pig under each arm.

The Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says: "Nice pigs, sir."

The President replies: "These are not pigs, these are authentic Texas Razorback Hogs. I got one for VP Cheney, and I got one for Defense Secretary Rumsfeld."

The Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and replies, "Nice trade, sir."
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LMAO weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Roflmao, i love it...
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