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14-07.-2004, 09:58 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Summerville, SC, USA
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Newly Wed Shopping trips
The newly married man made a trip to the department store, went to the medical department and ask the sales clerk for a box of condoms.
What kind Sir? What do you have, he asked. Well, we have large, small, multicolored, and.. I’ll take the multicolored box he replied. Several months later, he returned to the same store, and went to the ladies wear section, and was surprised to see the same sales clerk. He asked for a maternity dress. What size do you need sir? Don’t know for sure. What Bust? The blue one, that’s why I’m here.
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15-07.-2004, 12:50 AM
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Location: Moving to the South, USA
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Re: Newly Wed Shopping trips
I chuckled
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14-11.-2004, 07:43 PM
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Re: Newly Wed Shopping trips
I have three, it was funny to me.
I burst two pinks and one blue |
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