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Old 09-07.-2004, 03:40 AM   #1
Callistus Valer
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Default Heras disappears on schedule.

Roberto Heras does his annual tdf disappearing act. Heras
joins the club of over-rated ex-postys, such as Levi, Tyler
and Livingston. What a relief that we don't have to be
tortured to watch the hapless Beloki, and the temperamental
Once squad. The old Mr. Crow is showing us maybe how over-
rated the rest of peloton is. Sacrifice is a word that is
unknown in the fat and happy peloton. So Mr. Crow has passed
the record that Indurain set with the most days in yellow.
You know I always thought the Big Mig was a fake. Too fat
and too slow, would be his discription if he was in today's
peloton while he was in his prime.
 
Old 09-07.-2004, 03:46 AM   #2
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LA has TIED big Mig's record in yellow, he will not pass it until he gets the 9 minutes back on O'Grady.
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Old 09-07.-2004, 04:00 AM   #3
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Callistus Valerius wrote:

> Roberto Heras does his annual tdf disappearing act. Heras
> joins the club of over-rated ex-postys, such as Levi,
> Tyler and Livingston. What a relief that we don't have to
> be tortured to watch the hapless Beloki, and the
> temperamental Once squad. The old Mr. Crow is showing us
> maybe how over-rated the rest of peloton is. Sacrifice is
> a word that is unknown in the fat and happy peloton. So
> Mr. Crow has passed the record that Indurain set with the
> most days in yellow. You know I always thought the Big Mig
> was a fake. Too fat and too slow, would be his discription
> if he was in today's peloton while he was in his prime.
>
>
>
>
It must be hard work being so stupid.

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Old 09-07.-2004, 12:30 PM   #4
Chris
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"Tim Lines" <linest253CLOTHES@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:3HgHc.43963$a24.41744@attbi_s03...
> Callistus Valerius wrote:
>
> > Roberto Heras does his annual tdf disappearing act.
> > Heras joins the
club of
> > over-rated ex-postys, such as Levi, Tyler and
> > Livingston. What a relief that we don't have to be
> > tortured to watch the hapless Beloki, and the
> > temperamental Once squad. The old Mr. Crow is showing us
> > maybe how over-rated the rest of peloton is. Sacrifice
> > is a word that is unknown
in
> > the fat and happy peloton. So Mr. Crow has passed the
> > record that
Indurain
> > set with the most days in yellow. You know I always
> > thought the Big Mig
was
> > a fake. Too fat and too slow, would be his discription
> > if he was in
today's
> > peloton while he was in his prime.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> It must be hard work being so stupid.

He has been at it for quite some time and unlike most Tour
idiots he trains for it year 'round just like his deity.
 
Old 10-07.-2004, 02:10 AM   #5
K. J. Papai
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Tim Lines <linest253CLOTHES@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:<3HgHc.43963$a24.41744@attbi_s03>...
> Callistus Valerius wrote:
>
> > Roberto Heras does his annual tdf disappearing act.
> > Heras joins the club of over-rated ex-postys, such as
> > Levi, Tyler and Livingston. What a relief that we don't
> > have to be tortured to watch the hapless Beloki, and the
> > temperamental Once squad. The old Mr. Crow is showing us
> > maybe how over-rated the rest of peloton is. Sacrifice
> > is a word that is unknown in the fat and happy peloton.
> > So Mr. Crow has passed the record that Indurain set with
> > the most days in yellow. You know I always thought the
> > Big Mig was a fake. Too fat and too slow, would be his
> > discription if he was in today's peloton while he was in
> > his prime.
> >
> It must be hard work being so stupid.

Actually Henry probably has a Genius IQ. I said "probably".
Legate I am sure does.

Henry is a black comic, supremely sarcastic and dark. A
"comedian noir" that only the French could love.

-Ken
 
Old 10-07.-2004, 03:01 AM   #6
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"Ewoud Dronkert" <me@privacy.net> wrote in message
news:40eed2cd$0$21106$e4fe514c@news.xs4all.nl...
> On Friday 09 July 2004 18:46, K. J. Papai wrote:
> >> Callistus Valerius wrote: [...]
> >
> > Henry is a black comic, supremely sarcastic and dark.
>
> Mr. Valerius posts from Burbank, Gringioni from San Diego.

Everything south of Santa Barbara is all the same to
Northern Californians.
 
Old 10-07.-2004, 07:15 AM   #7
K. J. Papai
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"Carl Sundquist" <carlsun.com>...
> "Ewoud Dronkert" <me@@news.xs4all.nl...
> > On Friday 09 July 2004 18:46, K. J. Papai wrote:
> > >> Callistus Valerius wrote: [...]
> > >
> > > Henry is a black comic, supremely sarcastic and dark.
> >
> > Mr. Valerius posts from Burbank, Gringioni from San
> > Diego.
>
> Everything south of Santa Barbara is all the same to
> Northern Californians.

So, let me get this right,
K. Gringioni (Henry) = Callistus V. is not an equation?

Damn it.

How do you know V's from Burbank? I've been there often.

-Ken
 
Old 10-07.-2004, 10:30 AM   #8
Tom Kunich
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"Callistus Valerius" <jazzyboss@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:2xgHc.9220$R36.8434@newsread2.news.pas.earthlink.net...
> Roberto Heras does his annual tdf disappearing act. Heras
> joins the club
of
> over-rated ex-postys, such as Levi, Tyler and
> Livingston. What a relief that we don't have to be
> tortured to watch the hapless Beloki, and the
> temperamental Once squad. The old Mr. Crow is showing us
> maybe how over-rated the rest of peloton is. Sacrifice
> is a word that is unknown in the fat and happy peloton.
> So Mr. Crow has passed the record that
Indurain
> set with the most days in yellow. You know I always
> thought the Big Mig
was
> a fake. Too fat and too slow, would be his discription if
> he was in
today's
> peloton while he was in his prime.

A couple of years ago Kevin was riding the San Francisco GP
for Telecom. He came in something like 4th or 5th. Everyone
else was torn completely to pieces. I looked at Kevin and he
looked as fresh as he did in the morning at the start. His
jersey and shorts weren't sweat stained. His eyes didn't
have that washed out look that everyone else including
George did.

There's no doubt in my mind that if Kevin had been properly
handled that he would have been at least as good as Tyler
and I suspect he'd be quite a bit better.
 
Old 10-07.-2004, 10:30 AM   #9
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"K. J. Papai" <ken@kenpapai.com> wrote in message
news:6100cab2.0407090846.4459877e@posting.google.com...
> Henry is a black comic, supremely sarcastic and dark. A
> "comedian noir" that only the French could love.

Now you're making Henry hot.
 
Old 10-07.-2004, 01:15 PM   #10
Howard Kveck
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In article <10etmlgntf9uu55@corp.supernews.com>,
"Carl Sundquist" <carlsun@cox-internet.com> wrote:

> "Ewoud Dronkert" <me@privacy.net> wrote in message
> news:40eed2cd$0$21106$e4fe514c@news.xs4all.nl...
> > On Friday 09 July 2004 18:46, K. J. Papai wrote:
> > >> Callistus Valerius wrote: [...]
> > >
> > > Henry is a black comic, supremely sarcastic and dark.
> >
> > Mr. Valerius posts from Burbank, Gringioni from San
> > Diego.
>
> Everything south of Santa Barbara is all the same to
> Northern Californians.

Everything south of Gilroy is all the same to us
norteños.

--
tanx, Howard

So far, so good, so what?

remove YOUR SHOES to reply, ok?
 
Old 10-07.-2004, 01:30 PM   #11
Richard Adams
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Howard Kveck wrote:
> In article <10etmlgntf9uu55@corp.supernews.com>,
> "Carl Sundquist" <carlsun@cox-internet.com> wrote:
>
>
>>"Ewoud Dronkert" <me@privacy.net> wrote in message
>>news:40eed2cd$0$21106$e4fe514c@news.xs4all.nl...
>>
>>>On Friday 09 July 2004 18:46, K. J. Papai wrote:
>>>
>>>>>Callistus Valerius wrote: [...]
>>>>
>>>>Henry is a black comic, supremely sarcastic and dark.
>>>
>>>Mr. Valerius posts from Burbank, Gringioni from San
>>> Diego.
>>
>>Everything south of Santa Barbara is all the same to
>>Northern Californians.
>
>
> Everything south of Gilroy is all the same to us
> norteños.
>

Ain't the Bay Area grand? You can ride around all day in
cool foggy, drizzle then bust a sweat climbing above the
marine layer, then nearly freeze to death on the way back
down, back under the marine layer. Who needs sunny southern
California.
 
Old 10-07.-2004, 01:46 PM   #12
Carl Sundquist
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"Howard Kveck" <YOURhoward@h-SHOESbomb.com> wrote in message
> >
> > Everything south of Santa Barbara is all the same to
> > Northern
Californians.
>
> Everything south of Gilroy is all the same to us
> norteños.
>

Why Gilroy? Is it the garlic?

Carl Can't believe norteños would not claim the Monterey
Peninsula.
 
Old 10-07.-2004, 02:16 PM   #13
Richard Adams
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Carl Sundquist wrote:

> "Howard Kveck" <YOURhoward@h-SHOESbomb.com> wrote in
> message
>
>>>Everything south of Santa Barbara is all the same to
>>>Northern
>
> Californians.
>
>> Everything south of Gilroy is all the same to us
>> norteños.
>>
>
>
> Why Gilroy? Is it the garlic?
>
> Carl Can't believe norteños would not claim the Monterey
> Peninsula.
>
>

Keeps the wheel suckers at bay. ;-)
 
Old 10-07.-2004, 02:16 PM   #14
Howard Kveck
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In article <10eurujsf8csif7@corp.supernews.com>,
"Carl Sundquist" <carlsun@cox-internet.com> wrote:

> "Howard Kveck" <YOURhoward@h-SHOESbomb.com> wrote in
> message
> > >
> > > Everything south of Santa Barbara is all the same to
> > > Northern
> Californians.
> >
> > Everything south of Gilroy is all the same to us
> > norteños.
> >
>
> Why Gilroy? Is it the garlic?

Because beyond Gilroy is... Fresno. Oh dear.

> Carl Can't believe norteños would not claim the Monterey
> Peninsula.

Well, I was thinking of the inland side of the hills, so
I'll agree that Monterey is indeed part of the north. But
that's it! Nothing else...

(Not going to WSB this weekend.)

--
tanx, Howard

So far, so good, so what?

remove YOUR SHOES to reply, ok?
 
Old 10-07.-2004, 02:30 PM   #15
Mike Jacoubowsk
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> Everything south of Santa Barbara is all the same to
> Northern
Californians.

Uh, no. San Luis Obispo is the dividing line. We'd never
cede the garden spots of Pozo & Creston to Southern
California.

--Mike-- Chain Reaction Bicycles
www.ChainReactionBicycles.com
 
 


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