tour drinking games

Steven

"Marlene Blanshay" <blanshay@total.net> wrote in message news:<uEmIc.24651$vO1.134371@nnrp1.uunet.ca>...
> "Faster Bordello" <Fast@Bordello.com> wrote in message
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> > pilar wrote:
> >
> > > does anyone know of any tour drinking games? maybe
> > > around oln coverage?
> >
> > Well there's this one here: http://forums.bicycling.com-
> > /thread.jspa?threadID=90289&tstart=0 highlights; Drink
> > everytime tyler goes down Drink everytime phonak gets a
> > flat Drink for the suitcase of courage Drink for ticking
> > over the pedals Drink when Paul wants Ullrich to lead
> > out Z in the sprint Drink every time Phil mis-id's a
> > rider (GAk.) Drink for every fake mechanical (Come on
> > guys, you can't possibly need that much chain lube )
> > Drink whenever you hear Jakob Piil's name Drink whenever
> > they pass a church Drink when the breakaway gets caught
> > Drink when you see the devil Drink when you see the
> > flame rouge Drink if someone moons the camera Drink for
> > each "venga" out of the Liberty car Drink each time AT
> > asks a logical question followed by a logical an HONEST
> > answer by Bobke
>
> Every time Bob roll says of someone "his mouth does the
> talking instead of his legs" (he used to say that about
> pantani, so now he has to say it about someone else.)
>
> Drink when you see Pantani's name painted on the pavement
> in the mountains.
>
> Drink every time they interview sheryl crow
>
> Drink when paul or phil say, "The race will be blown apart
> in the mountains."

Drink everytime there is a non sequitur reference to
Mr. Armstrong

Drink 5 times if that reference also mentions Mrs Crow

Drink 10 times if someone also mentions Fabio Casartelli

Drink everytime someone is refered to as a chap

Drink 5 times if someone is refered to as a fine chap

Drink 10 times if Phil refers to David Millar is chap in a
spot of trouble

Drink everytime someone mentions Richard Virenque

Drink 5 times evertime that reference also includes the
mention of Festina

Drink 10 times if the whole affair is layed out fore
the viewer

Drink everytime Phil ends a sentence with ....about that.

Drink everytime Lance seems curt to Fankie....

Drink 5 times everytime Frankie asks a stupid
rhetorical question

Drink 10 times everytime Frankie asks a question a cyclist
should know better than to ask

Drink everytime we are reminded that breakaways rarely
succeed

Drink five times everytime Phil ignores his own warnings and
says TODAY these boys just might succeed.

Drink again 10 times everytime that Paul has to remind
him that they only have 2:00 mintues and are 50km from
the finish.

Drink evertime Tyler and the collar bone a reference

Drink 5 someone can't resist the aliteration and refers to
tyler as the "Man from Marblehead".

Drink 10 times if someone mentions tugboat

Drink everytime that Jan is called a bridesmaid

Drink 5 times everytime someone mentions his ectasy
suspension

Drink 10 times if a reference is made to Jan's ironic DUI
car accident.