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Old 08-06.-2004, 03:39 PM   #1
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Default One, two, three ...Four

A Jamaican fireman came home from work one day and said to his
wife: "Y'know sumpin, we have a wonderful new system at de fire station.
Bell 1 rings - we put on our jackets.
Bell 2 rings - we slide down de pole.
Bell 3 rings - we jump on de ingine and we's ready to go.
From now on, when I says:
'Bell one' I want you to strip naked. When I says
'Bell two', you jump on de bed. When I says
'Bell tree', we's gonna mek love all tru de night."

The next night he came home and shouted:
'Bell One' and she stripped naked.
'Bell Two' and she jumped on the bed.
'Bell Tree' and they started to make love.

After a few minutes the wife yelled out "Bell Four".

"What de hell is 'Bell Four'?"

She replied: "Roll out more hose, man, you ain't nowhere near
de fire."
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A Jamaican fireman came home from work one day and said to his
wife: "Y'know sumpin, we have a wonderful new system at de fire station.
Bell 1 rings - we put on our jackets.
Bell 2 rings - we slide down de pole.
Bell 3 rings - we jump on de ingine and we's ready to go.
From now on, when I says:
'Bell one' I want you to strip naked. When I says
'Bell two', you jump on de bed. When I says
'Bell tree', we's gonna mek love all tru de night."

The next night he came home and shouted:
'Bell One' and she stripped naked.
'Bell Two' and she jumped on the bed.
'Bell Tree' and they started to make love.

After a few minutes the wife yelled out "Bell Four".

"What de hell is 'Bell Four'?"

She replied: "Roll out more hose, man, you ain't nowhere near
de fire."

LMAO!!! TOO FUNNY!!!!
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