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Several men are in a locker room of a golf club.
A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN : "Hello"
WOMAN : "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN : "Yes"

WOMAN : "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only R 4 500. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN : "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN : "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw their new 2004 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN : "How much?"
WOMAN : "R 460,000"
MAN : "OK, but for that price, I want it with all the options."

WOMAN : "Great! Oh, and one more thing ?? the house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking R 1 450,000."
MAN : "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer R 1 300,000."
WOMAN : "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN : "Bye, I love you too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.
Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

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Mike

FAILURE
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