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Originally Posted by Crankyfeet

I heard you were a hit man once...

Originally Posted by classic1

He only did it so he could get a root off Roberta Williams

Originally Posted by Geoff Vadar

Hmmmmm with the value of hinssight I possibly marginally went over the top with in the abusive language department in this thread. -1.4 to Geoff and off to the norty boyz corner for a bit.

Originally Posted by nns1400

You're friends with Buzz Lightyear too? Kick-ass...

Originally Posted by Geoff Vadar

LOL. Nah just like the t-shirt.

ITS MINE....if I like it.
ITS MINE....if its in my hands.
ITS MINE....if its yours and I take it.
ITS MINE....if you leave it at my place...etc etc

I get on like a house on fire with 5,6 and 7 year olds. By about age 10 kids just roll their eyes at my juvenile behaviourz.

Originally Posted by nns1400

You left off the last one...

If it's broken...IT'S YOURS...

Originally Posted by Geoff Vadar

lol. That reminds me there is some old video footage of me on my first bike (id made a jump and everything - BMX Bandits - you had to be there...) but my pedal broke or something so I come bolting around the veranda yelling 'mum mum fix me bloody bike!!!!'

Originally Posted by Geoff Vadar

Gday Trendsetters,

If you are reading this and cant post on this forum you need to understand that this will change in the future and a few reasons as to why this place rocks.

I am posting this because a bunch of clueless sooky seppos want to take their bat and ball and go elsewhere (if you want to leave then just fucking leave dont spam the forum with your self indulgent fucking bullshit). It is only fair that someone explains why following these geriatrics is a bad idea.

If you actually want to learn something about cycling and give a shit about the sport then this place is a great resource.

So what makes cyclingforums.com so good? Let me explain a few things...

1. Some of these idiots trying to convince you this place is no good dont even know who the fuck posts on here. Andy Coggan (world class cycling coach) and Ric Stern (another world class cycling coach) both frequent this forum when time permits. Make no mistake these guys are at the absolute top of the pile in terms of preparing some of europes most elite professional cyclists. Add to this some of Australia's most promising up and coming coaching talent including Alex Simmons and Chris Hitchen. These guys post here too and seriously seriously know their shit. There are others too who I havent mentioned - top coaches in Australia and the US.

2. Top elite level athletes post on this forum - state champions and guys who very very recently have riden for their country for fucks sake! These are the types of people we have here and who are a resource if you know who they are!

3. Some of the most knowledgable cycling historians (they would hate being called as such) post on this forum. I'm not talking about people who remember back to last years tour de france i'm talking about people who can tell you what colour fucking undies Roger DeVlaeminck had on in the 1971 Fleche-Wallonne!! (well maybe not that much detail but you get the picture!)

4. People who own cycling companies post here. These are guys who fucking design and manufacture high end bikes actually post on this forum. These are guys who live and breathe the sport and the industry on a daily basis. That is pretty valuable.

5. Some of the most obsessed gear heads post here too which means you get some pretty cool info on what is worth buying and what is not!! (**cough...Aussie531...cough**)

And...most importantly point number 6...

6. You can say what you want when you want. You get treated like a complete adult even if you choose not to act like one like me. If you have anything to say you can say it without ever worrying about having your post amended or deleted. No other forum comes even close to this place. Its the shit.

Its open slather at cyclingforums.com. If you cant get an account well hang in there it will get sorted out at some point in the mean time make no mistake this place shits all over anything else.

So if you want to follow a few clueless idiots with limited cycling knowledge away from cyclingforums.com then so be it but they wont teach you a fucking thing other than how to be self obsessed and how to tell some really shitty unfunny jokes.

The end.

Originally Posted by thoughtforfood

Hey swizzlestick dick, why not take your largest finger, lube it up with some KY warming gel, pull down your pants, and stick that finger up your ass while you whack yourself off with your other hand. Its called going to fuck yourself here in sepo land you shrill little piece of wallaby shit.

I for one am tired of being insultingly labeled by people from a prison colony who from all appearances have serious breeding problems. I am sorry that you live in a country in which the great majority of land is too tough for you to tame. Seems that your population concentrations have created a few rogue chromosomes in the gene pool. Sucks for you.

Hey, while you are engaging in your auto fornication, take some video, point out that you are Australian, and post it on the internet. It will only enhance the opinions of others in regards to your country.

Oh, and sorry you guys backed a loser in the Tour de France, I guess it is kind of your whole gestalt though.

Originally Posted by Geoff Vadar

LOL. Nah just like the t-shirt.

ITS MINE....if I like it.
ITS MINE....if its in my hands.
ITS MINE....if its yours and I take it.
ITS MINE....if you leave it at my place...etc etc

I get on like a house on fire with 5,6 and 7 year olds. By about age 10 kids just roll their eyes at my juvenile behaviourz.