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Are SUVs "evil" and bikes "good"?

 
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Old 27-06.-2008, 01:09 AM   #16
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You know what USA stands for?

USA stands for United Selfish of America...

I wonder how can anyone die for a country that stands for
selfishness?
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Old 27-06.-2008, 01:09 AM   #17
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You know what USA stands for?

USA stands for United Selfish of America...

I wonder how can anyone die for a country that stands for
selfishness?
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Old 27-06.-2008, 01:09 AM   #18
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You know what USA stands for?

USA stands for United Selfish of America...

I wonder how can anyone die for a country that stands for
selfishness?
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Old 27-06.-2008, 01:36 AM   #19
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KingOfTheApes schrieb:
> On Jun 26, 5:18 am, Tadej Brezina <tadej_use...@gmx.at> wrote:
>> Where's the point in the promotion from dictatorship to monarchy?

>
> Tadej, we are fighting the predators of the jungle through their
> symbols of power and status.
> I don't promote monarchy though, just monkey democracy.


But you promoted yourselves from plain commandante to illustrious king!
How does that go along with your democratic strives towards banana republic?

> The alpha-male
> monkeys that want to be lions will be put in cages. Unless they eat
> the banana to prove who they are...


No need to put the wannabe lions in cages, just throw them back at their
natural feet! ;.)

Tadej
--
“It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary
depends upon his not understanding it.”
<Upton Sinclair in The Jungle>
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Old 27-06.-2008, 01:36 AM   #20
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KingOfTheApes schrieb:
> On Jun 26, 5:18 am, Tadej Brezina <tadej_use...@gmx.at> wrote:
>> Where's the point in the promotion from dictatorship to monarchy?

>
> Tadej, we are fighting the predators of the jungle through their
> symbols of power and status.
> I don't promote monarchy though, just monkey democracy.


But you promoted yourselves from plain commandante to illustrious king!
How does that go along with your democratic strives towards banana republic?

> The alpha-male
> monkeys that want to be lions will be put in cages. Unless they eat
> the banana to prove who they are...


No need to put the wannabe lions in cages, just throw them back at their
natural feet! ;.)

Tadej
--
“It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary
depends upon his not understanding it.”
<Upton Sinclair in The Jungle>
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Old 27-06.-2008, 01:36 AM   #21
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KingOfTheApes schrieb:
> On Jun 26, 5:18 am, Tadej Brezina <tadej_use...@gmx.at> wrote:
>> Where's the point in the promotion from dictatorship to monarchy?

>
> Tadej, we are fighting the predators of the jungle through their
> symbols of power and status.
> I don't promote monarchy though, just monkey democracy.


But you promoted yourselves from plain commandante to illustrious king!
How does that go along with your democratic strives towards banana republic?

> The alpha-male
> monkeys that want to be lions will be put in cages. Unless they eat
> the banana to prove who they are...


No need to put the wannabe lions in cages, just throw them back at their
natural feet! ;.)

Tadej
--
“It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary
depends upon his not understanding it.”
<Upton Sinclair in The Jungle>
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Old 27-06.-2008, 01:54 AM   #22
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On Jun 26, 12:36*pm, Tadej Brezina <tadej_use...@gmx.at> wrote:
> KingOfTheApes schrieb:
>
> > On Jun 26, 5:18 am, Tadej Brezina <tadej_use...@gmx.at> wrote:
> >> Where's the point in the promotion from dictatorship to monarchy?

>
> > Tadej, we are fighting the predators of the jungle through their
> > symbols of power and status.
> > I don't promote monarchy though, just monkey democracy.

>
> But you promoted yourselves from plain commandante to illustrious king!
> How does that go along with your democratic strives towards banana republic?
>
> > *The alpha-male
> > monkeys that want to be lions will be put in cages. Unless they eat
> > the banana to prove who they are...

>
> No need to put the wannabe lions in cages, just throw them back at their
> natural feet! ;.)
>
> Tadej
> --
> “It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary
> depends upon his not understanding it.”
> <Upton Sinclair in The Jungle>


It's either the cage, the feet, the bike or the banana!
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Old 27-06.-2008, 01:54 AM   #23
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On Jun 26, 12:36*pm, Tadej Brezina <tadej_use...@gmx.at> wrote:
> KingOfTheApes schrieb:
>
> > On Jun 26, 5:18 am, Tadej Brezina <tadej_use...@gmx.at> wrote:
> >> Where's the point in the promotion from dictatorship to monarchy?

>
> > Tadej, we are fighting the predators of the jungle through their
> > symbols of power and status.
> > I don't promote monarchy though, just monkey democracy.

>
> But you promoted yourselves from plain commandante to illustrious king!
> How does that go along with your democratic strives towards banana republic?
>
> > *The alpha-male
> > monkeys that want to be lions will be put in cages. Unless they eat
> > the banana to prove who they are...

>
> No need to put the wannabe lions in cages, just throw them back at their
> natural feet! ;.)
>
> Tadej
> --
> “It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary
> depends upon his not understanding it.”
> <Upton Sinclair in The Jungle>


It's either the cage, the feet, the bike or the banana!
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Old 27-06.-2008, 01:54 AM   #24
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On Jun 26, 12:36*pm, Tadej Brezina <tadej_use...@gmx.at> wrote:
> KingOfTheApes schrieb:
>
> > On Jun 26, 5:18 am, Tadej Brezina <tadej_use...@gmx.at> wrote:
> >> Where's the point in the promotion from dictatorship to monarchy?

>
> > Tadej, we are fighting the predators of the jungle through their
> > symbols of power and status.
> > I don't promote monarchy though, just monkey democracy.

>
> But you promoted yourselves from plain commandante to illustrious king!
> How does that go along with your democratic strives towards banana republic?
>
> > *The alpha-male
> > monkeys that want to be lions will be put in cages. Unless they eat
> > the banana to prove who they are...

>
> No need to put the wannabe lions in cages, just throw them back at their
> natural feet! ;.)
>
> Tadej
> --
> “It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary
> depends upon his not understanding it.”
> <Upton Sinclair in The Jungle>


It's either the cage, the feet, the bike or the banana!
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Old 27-06.-2008, 02:10 AM   #25
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KingOfTheApes schrieb:
> You know what USA stands for?
>
> USA stands for United Selfish of America...
>
> I wonder how can anyone die for a country that stands for
> selfishness?


"I would never fight for my country, \\ 'cause it won't fight for you
and me."
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Old 27-06.-2008, 02:10 AM   #26
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KingOfTheApes schrieb:
> You know what USA stands for?
>
> USA stands for United Selfish of America...
>
> I wonder how can anyone die for a country that stands for
> selfishness?


"I would never fight for my country, \\ 'cause it won't fight for you
and me."
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Old 27-06.-2008, 02:10 AM   #27
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KingOfTheApes schrieb:
> You know what USA stands for?
>
> USA stands for United Selfish of America...
>
> I wonder how can anyone die for a country that stands for
> selfishness?


"I would never fight for my country, \\ 'cause it won't fight for you
and me."
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Old 27-06.-2008, 02:31 AM   #28
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On Jun 26, 1:10*pm, Jens Müller <usenet-11-2...@tessarakt.de> wrote:
> KingOfTheApes schrieb:
>
> > You know what USA stands for?

>
> > USA stands for United Selfish of America...

>
> > I wonder how can anyone die for a country that stands for
> > selfishness?

>
> "I would never fight for my country, \\ 'cause it won't fight for you
> and me."


Exactly. But it's the stupid monkeys that do the fighting...

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedi...med_monkeys.jpg
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Old 27-06.-2008, 02:31 AM   #29
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On Jun 26, 1:10*pm, Jens Müller <usenet-11-2...@tessarakt.de> wrote:
> KingOfTheApes schrieb:
>
> > You know what USA stands for?

>
> > USA stands for United Selfish of America...

>
> > I wonder how can anyone die for a country that stands for
> > selfishness?

>
> "I would never fight for my country, \\ 'cause it won't fight for you
> and me."


Exactly. But it's the stupid monkeys that do the fighting...

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedi...med_monkeys.jpg
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Old 27-06.-2008, 02:31 AM   #30
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On Jun 26, 1:10*pm, Jens Müller <usenet-11-2...@tessarakt.de> wrote:
> KingOfTheApes schrieb:
>
> > You know what USA stands for?

>
> > USA stands for United Selfish of America...

>
> > I wonder how can anyone die for a country that stands for
> > selfishness?

>
> "I would never fight for my country, \\ 'cause it won't fight for you
> and me."


Exactly. But it's the stupid monkeys that do the fighting...

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedi...med_monkeys.jpg
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