Lance throws a hissy fit gets mistaken for Bob Roll

benn.trovato@hotmail.com

On Jun 16, 8:57 pm, r...@my-deja.com wrote:
> On Jun 16, 10:37 am, The Czar <joedopebuc...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> > I did not catch the name of the cafe but I heard on the news that Sir
> > Lance and Kate Hudson attempted to cut the line and grab a table at
> > some joint in New York over the weekend. Seems the folks at the door
> > told them that no tables were open and Lance uttered those famous
> > words "do you know who I am?" The fellow replied "sure....your Bob
> > Roll but we still have no tables availiable" hummmm....well how
> > bout those aplles?
>
> The "Cafe" was Rao's. When they say the place is mobbed, they mean
> it. Seriously, there's only been one fatal shooting in the place.
> Rao's has only 10 tables, and they are all owned by regulars, mostly
> famous people. Even when they are not there, no one can use the
> table. Sometimes a regular will allow a friend to use the table.
> Sometimes a table will be sold to another famous personby the owner.
> Sometimes space is available at the bar for walk-ins. You don't just
> walk in and ask for a table. You have to know someone.
>
> Much the same food can be had at Piatti d'Oro at Fifth and 118th St,
> or Piatti d'Oro 2 off First Avenue on 108th St. There might be a wait
> for a table, but you'll get it the same night.


http://www.ganglandnews.com/column248.htm

RicodJour

On Jun 17, 12:22 pm, benn.trov...@hotmail.com wrote:
> On Jun 16, 8:57 pm, r...@my-deja.com wrote:
>
>
>
> > On Jun 16, 10:37 am, The Czar <joedopebuc...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> > > I did not catch the name of the cafe but I heard on the news that Sir
> > > Lance and Kate Hudson attempted to cut the line and grab a table at
> > > some joint in New York over the weekend. Seems the folks at the door
> > > told them that no tables were open and Lance uttered those famous
> > > words "do you know who I am?" The fellow replied "sure....your Bob
> > > Roll but we still have no tables availiable" hummmm....well how
> > > bout those aplles?
>
> > The "Cafe" was Rao's. When they say the place is mobbed, they mean
> > it. Seriously, there's only been one fatal shooting in the place.
> > Rao's has only 10 tables, and they are all owned by regulars, mostly
> > famous people. Even when they are not there, no one can use the
> > table. Sometimes a regular will allow a friend to use the table.
> > Sometimes a table will be sold to another famous personby the owner.
> > Sometimes space is available at the bar for walk-ins. You don't just
> > walk in and ask for a table. You have to know someone.
>
> > Much the same food can be had at Piatti d'Oro at Fifth and 118th St,
> > or Piatti d'Oro 2 off First Avenue on 108th St. There might be a wait
> > for a table, but you'll get it the same night.
>
> http://www.ganglandnews.com/column248.htm

Regis, Pataki and Woody? I just lost all interest in the place.

R

Howard Kveck

In article <48577a09$0$22909$ec3e2dad@news.usenetmonster.com>,
Donald Munro <fat-dumbass@hotmail.com> wrote:

> Sandy wrote:
> > Nicely subtle! Ergo, disqualified from RBR. But nice.
>
> Hey some of us grok irony, so subtlety should be easy.

Subtlety didn't die after 9-11.

--
tanx,
Howard

The bloody pubs are bloody dull
The bloody clubs are bloody full
Of bloody girls and bloody guys
With bloody murder in their eyes

remove YOUR SHOES to reply, ok?

rjk3@my-deja.com

On Jun 17, 1:50 pm, RicodJour <ricodj...@worldemail.com> wrote:
> On Jun 17, 12:22 pm, benn.trov...@hotmail.com wrote:
>
>
>
> > On Jun 16, 8:57 pm, r...@my-deja.com wrote:
>
> > > On Jun 16, 10:37 am, The Czar <joedopebuc...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> >http://www.ganglandnews.com/column248.htm
>
> Regis, Pataki and Woody? I just lost all interest in the place.
>
>

You couldn't get in anyway.

RicodJour

On Jun 17, 9:48 pm, r...@my-deja.com wrote:
> On Jun 17, 1:50 pm, RicodJour <ricodj...@worldemail.com> wrote:
>
> > Regis, Pataki and Woody? I just lost all interest in the place.
>
> You couldn't get in anyway.

I never said I wanted to go there, I just said that I lost all
interest in the place. Thanks for being obtuse and pointing out the
obvious.

R

Colin Campbell

rjk3@my-deja.com wrote:
> On Jun 17, 1:50 pm, RicodJour <ricodj...@worldemail.com> wrote:
>> On Jun 17, 12:22 pm, benn.trov...@hotmail.com wrote:
>>
>>
>>
>>> On Jun 16, 8:57 pm, r...@my-deja.com wrote:
>>>> On Jun 16, 10:37 am, The Czar <joedopebuc...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>> http://www.ganglandnews.com/column248.htm
>> Regis, Pataki and Woody? I just lost all interest in the place.
>>
>>
>
> You couldn't get in anyway.
>

(Somewhat) As Groucho Marx said, "Do you think I'd want to join a club
that would have me?"

bjw@mambo.ucolick.org

On Jun 17, 6:48*pm, r...@my-deja.com wrote:
> On Jun 17, 1:50 pm, RicodJour <ricodj...@worldemail.com> wrote:
>
> > On Jun 17, 12:22 pm, benn.trov...@hotmail.com wrote:
>
> > > On Jun 16, 8:57 pm, r...@my-deja.com wrote:
>
> > > > On Jun 16, 10:37 am, The Czar <joedopebuc...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> > >http://www.ganglandnews.com/column248.htm
>
> > Regis, Pataki and Woody? *I just lost all interest in the place.
>
> You couldn't get in anyway.

They sell Rao's-branded spaghetti sauce in the
supermarket. It costs about $10 a jar, about 3 times
what a decent jar of sauce costs. So you can look
at it two ways. Either you can get the Rao's experience
at home for $10, minus the over-the-hill mobster at
the next table. Or you can figure that Rao's is like
$10 spaghetti sauce: I don't care if it's flavored with
the finest tomatoes or even high-quality heroin, no
jarred supermarket sauce is worth 10 bucks.

Ben
Restaurants are for eating, not posing.
Posing is for post-ride coffee shops.

RicodJour

On Jun 18, 4:16 am, "b...@mambo.ucolick.org" <b...@mambo.ucolick.org>
wrote:
>
> They sell Rao's-branded spaghetti sauce in the
> supermarket. It costs about $10 a jar, about 3 times
> what a decent jar of sauce costs. So you can look
> at it two ways. Either you can get the Rao's experience
> at home for $10, minus the over-the-hill mobster at
> the next table. Or you can figure that Rao's is like
> $10 spaghetti sauce: I don't care if it's flavored with
> the finest tomatoes or even high-quality heroin, no
> jarred supermarket sauce is worth 10 bucks.

You obviously have never had high-quality heroin. ~

R

Donald Munro

bjw@mambo.ucolick.org wrote:
>> They sell Rao's-branded spaghetti sauce in the supermarket. It costs
>> about $10 a jar, about 3 times what a decent jar of sauce costs. So you
>> can look at it two ways. Either you can get the Rao's experience at
>> home for $10, minus the over-the-hill mobster at the next table. Or you
>> can figure that Rao's is like $10 spaghetti sauce: I don't care if it's
>> flavored with the finest tomatoes or even high-quality heroin, no jarred
>> supermarket sauce is worth 10 bucks.

RicodJour wrote:
> You obviously have never had high-quality heroin. ~

The modern angular furniture and expensive shirts used up his budget.

RicodJour

On Jun 18, 9:00 am, Donald Munro <fat-dumb...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> RicodJour wrote:
> > b...@mambo.ucolick.org wrote:
>
> >> They sell Rao's-branded spaghetti sauce in the supermarket. It costs
> >> about $10 a jar, about 3 times what a decent jar of sauce costs. So you
> >> can look at it two ways. Either you can get the Rao's experience at
> >> home for $10, minus the over-the-hill mobster at the next table. Or you
> >> can figure that Rao's is like $10 spaghetti sauce: I don't care if it's
> >> flavored with the finest tomatoes or even high-quality heroin, no jarred
> >> supermarket sauce is worth 10 bucks.
>
> > You obviously have never had high-quality heroin. ~
>
> The modern angular furniture and expensive shirts used up his budget.

I'm not so sure. Looking back on his posting, he also is advising
long sleeve shirts for hot weather riding - no doubt to hide the track
marks. Maybe he blames it on a "sun allergy" like Millar.

R

Bob Schwartz

bjw@mambo.ucolick.org wrote:
> They sell Rao's-branded spaghetti sauce in the
> supermarket. It costs about $10 a jar, about 3 times
> what a decent jar of sauce costs.

The Assos of spaghetti sauce.

Bob Schwartz

rjk3@my-deja.com

On Jun 18, 9:24 am, Bob Schwartz <bob.schwa...@REMOVEsbcglobal.net>
wrote:
> b...@mambo.ucolick.org wrote:
> > They sell Rao's-branded spaghetti sauce in the
> > supermarket. It costs about $10 a jar, about 3 times
> > what a decent jar of sauce costs.
>
> The Assos of spaghetti sauce.
>
> Bob Schwartz

But the supermarkets, delis, drug stores and hardware stores where it
is sold, HAVE to carry it, Otherwise their garbage doesn't get
collected, shipments arrive late with boxes fallen off the truck,
maybe even a break-in or fire could happen. Pure coincidence, but it
could happen.

The sauce is three times better than average decent supermarket
spaghetti sauce. Only virgin olive oil. You better not disrespect
that pasta sauce. You'll eat it and like it.

Howard Kveck

In article <dd34d5a5-4206-40f8-8be8-ce08c0b6e686@25g2000hsx.googlegroups.com>,
RicodJour <ricodjour@worldemail.com> wrote:

> On Jun 18, 4:16 am, "b...@mambo.ucolick.org" <b...@mambo.ucolick.org>
> wrote:
> >
> > They sell Rao's-branded spaghetti sauce in the
> > supermarket. It costs about $10 a jar, about 3 times
> > what a decent jar of sauce costs. So you can look
> > at it two ways. Either you can get the Rao's experience
> > at home for $10, minus the over-the-hill mobster at
> > the next table. Or you can figure that Rao's is like
> > $10 spaghetti sauce: I don't care if it's flavored with
> > the finest tomatoes or even high-quality heroin, no
> > jarred supermarket sauce is worth 10 bucks.
>
> You obviously have never had high-quality heroin. ~

He's never early, he's always late
First thing you learn is you always gotta wait

--
tanx,
Howard

The bloody pubs are bloody dull
The bloody clubs are bloody full
Of bloody girls and bloody guys
With bloody murder in their eyes

remove YOUR SHOES to reply, ok?

Donald Munro

The Czar wrote:

> I did not catch the name of the cafe but I heard on the news that Sir
> Lance and Kate Hudson attempted to cut the line and grab a table at some
> joint in New York over the weekend. Seems the folks at the door told them
> that no tables were open and Lance uttered those famous words "do you know
> who I am?" The fellow replied "sure....your Bob Roll but we still have
> no tables availiable" hummmm....well how bout those aplles?

I don't suppose the fellows name was Lafferty ?