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12-06.-2008, 10:27 AM
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Re: "hit him back first"
"Badger North" <young_forest@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:e78d081e-2fdb-44b8-b81f-257ea54de87b@d1g2000hsg.googlegroups.com... > On Jun 11, 10:14 am, Bill <bb...@comcast.net> wrote: > >> I guess that means don't piss off my 29 year old daughter who is taller >> than me, size 13 feet, and a kick boxer. She started out doing it as >> aerobics then got hooked. My 'little' girl is no longer little. >> Sigh, parenthood. > > Yeah, they grow up, I'm told. > > My 10-y-o and I were rough-housing the other day, and I got him in a > standing hold - both arms trapped, head trapped. I said "whaddya > going to do now, smart guy?" So, he kneed me in the balls - a perfect > shot. > > Makes a father proud. Did he knock them outta the jar on the mantlepiece your wife keeps them in? ; ) Fraser |
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12-06.-2008, 10:28 AM
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Re: "hit him back first"
"Pboud" <pboud_01NOSPAMAT@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:bkR3k.833$L03.518@edtnps92... > Fraser Johnston wrote: >> "Bill" <bbaka@comcast.net> wrote in message >> news:x5x3k.7716$xZ.2967@nlpi070.nbdc.sbc.com... >> >>> That happened to me in 2001, but it was a drunk 22 year old. >>> I was 52 at the time and he got out and pushed me off the bike. >>> My response was to flat palm him in the forehead and knock him all the way >>> across the street without killing him with a harder palm to the nose and up >>> into his brain. >> *applause* >> >> >>> The idiot got up and came back for more, so I just danced with him and >>> deflected his shots until the police arrived. >>> Three different moms sitting on their porches all called 911 and almost all >>> the town cops showed up. I took all kinds of martial arts back in the 60's >>> and 70's but all that came to mind at the time was 'kill shots' >>> either open hand to the heart or nose, elbow to the throat or elsewhere, >>> and I did not feel like going to jail to explain. >> >> *standing ovation* >> >> Looks like RMA is back to the heady days of the late 90s. And I for one >> welcome our TMA overlords. If they need anyone to give them a hand setting >> up shop in their McDojos I'd be proud to answer the call. >> >> Fraser > Hey.. if it'll get you up here, I can set one up... Beer-fridge mandatory, > training optional.. :P SOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fraser |
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