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Re: Why Is the Supply of IDIOT Mountain Bikers ENDLESS?????

 
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Old 27-05.-2008, 07:49 AM   #1
Locutus
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Default Re: Why Is the Supply of IDIOT Mountain Bikers ENDLESS?????

I have never met an idiot mountain biker. I don't believe they exist.
I have a question.
why are you an idiot?


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Old 27-05.-2008, 09:53 AM   #2
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Default Re: Why Is the Supply of IDIOT Mountain Bikers ENDLESS?????

On Mon, 26 May 2008 18:49:14 -0400, "Locutus"
<Drone@Uni-MatrixOne.DeltaQuadrent> wrote:

>I have never met an idiot mountain biker. I don't believe they exist.


Look in the mirror.
--
I am working on creating wildlife habitat that is off-limits to
humans ("pure habitat"). Want to help? (I spent the previous 8
years fighting auto dependence and road construction.)

Please don't put a cell phone next to any part of your body that you are fond of!

http://home.pacbell.net/mjvande
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Old 27-05.-2008, 10:20 AM   #3
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Default Re: Why Is the Supply of IDIOT Mountain Bikers ENDLESS?????


"Mike Vandeman" <mjvande@pacbell.net> wrote in message
news:krmm34p9spao5q9jaqgo01453kuc25rj9c@4ax.com...
> On Mon, 26 May 2008 18:49:14 -0400, "Locutus"
> <Drone@Uni-MatrixOne.DeltaQuadrent> wrote:
>
>>I have never met an idiot mountain biker. I don't believe they exist.

>
> Look in the mirror.



I am rubber, you are glue. What you say bounces off of me and sticks to you
....




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Old 27-05.-2008, 11:22 AM   #4
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Default Re: Why Is the Supply of Glue Sniffing Envirotards Endless???

On May 26, 9:20*pm, "Jeff Strickland" <cr...@verizon.net> wrote:
> "Mike Vandeman" <mjva...@pacbell.net> wrote in message
>
> news:krmm34p9spao5q9jaqgo01453kuc25rj9c@4ax.com...
>
> > On Mon, 26 May 2008 18:49:14 -0400, "Locutus"
> > <Dr...@Uni-MatrixOne.DeltaQuadrent> wrote:

>
> >>I have never met an idiot mountain biker. I don't believe they exist.

>
> > Look in the mirror.

>
> I am rubber, you are glue. What you say bounces off of me and sticks to you
> ...


I think Mike sniffs glue.
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Old 27-05.-2008, 11:50 AM   #5
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Default Re: Why Is the Supply of Glue Sniffing Envirotards Endless???


"Siskuwihane" <Siskuwihane1@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:6ef14adb-1c06-4a87-9297-7e6ba1133ff8@z72g2000hsb.googlegroups.com...
On May 26, 9:20 pm, "Jeff Strickland" <cr...@verizon.net> wrote:
> "Mike Vandeman" <mjva...@pacbell.net> wrote in message
>
> news:krmm34p9spao5q9jaqgo01453kuc25rj9c@4ax.com...
>
> > On Mon, 26 May 2008 18:49:14 -0400, "Locutus"
> > <Dr...@Uni-MatrixOne.DeltaQuadrent> wrote:

>
> >>I have never met an idiot mountain biker. I don't believe they exist.

>
> > Look in the mirror.

>
> I am rubber, you are glue. What you say bounces off of me and sticks to
> you
> ...


I think Mike sniffs glue.


<JS>
I think he puts his head in the vat and stirs the glue ...

</JS>




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Old 27-05.-2008, 06:51 PM   #6
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Default Re: Why Is the Supply of IDIOT Mountain Bikers ENDLESS?????


"Mike Vandeman" <mjvande@pacbell.net> wrote in message news:krmm34p9spao5q9jaqgo01453kuc25rj9c@4ax.com...
> On Mon, 26 May 2008 18:49:14 -0400, "Locutus"
> <Drone@Uni-MatrixOne.DeltaQuadrent> wrote:
>
>>I have never met an idiot mountain biker. I don't believe they exist.

>
> Look in the mirror.





I looked in the mirror and did not see you. what am I looking for?


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Old 29-05.-2008, 10:53 AM   #7
Mike Vandeman
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Default Re: Why Is the Supply of IDIOT Mountain Bikers ENDLESS?????

On Tue, 27 May 2008 01:20:46 GMT, "Jeff Strickland"
<crwlr@verizon.net> wrote:

>
>"Mike Vandeman" <mjvande@pacbell.net> wrote in message
>news:krmm34p9spao5q9jaqgo01453kuc25rj9c@4ax.com...
>> On Mon, 26 May 2008 18:49:14 -0400, "Locutus"
>> <Drone@Uni-MatrixOne.DeltaQuadrent> wrote:
>>
>>>I have never met an idiot mountain biker. I don't believe they exist.

>>
>> Look in the mirror.

>
>
>I am rubber, you are glue. What you say bounces off of me and sticks to you


I think I hear your mommy calling you for a whipping.
--
I am working on creating wildlife habitat that is off-limits to
humans ("pure habitat"). Want to help? (I spent the previous 8
years fighting auto dependence and road construction.)

Please don't put a cell phone next to any part of your body that you are fond of!

http://home.pacbell.net/mjvande
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Old 31-05.-2008, 10:13 AM   #8
Jeff Strickland
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Default Re: Why Is the Supply of IDIOT Mountain Bikers ENDLESS?????


"Mike Vandeman" <mjvande@pacbell.net> wrote in message
news:n43s345u7v0ijie0du6aetoftjqv4jsmo1@4ax.com...
> On Tue, 27 May 2008 01:20:46 GMT, "Jeff Strickland"
> <crwlr@verizon.net> wrote:
>
>>
>>"Mike Vandeman" <mjvande@pacbell.net> wrote in message
>>news:krmm34p9spao5q9jaqgo01453kuc25rj9c@4ax.com...
>>> On Mon, 26 May 2008 18:49:14 -0400, "Locutus"
>>> <Drone@Uni-MatrixOne.DeltaQuadrent> wrote:
>>>
>>>>I have never met an idiot mountain biker. I don't believe they exist.
>>>
>>> Look in the mirror.

>>
>>
>>I am rubber, you are glue. What you say bounces off of me and sticks to
>>you

>
> I think I hear your mommy calling you for a whipping.



Your mommy is calling me, but I think I'm gonna have breakfast with your
wife instead.

Idiot.







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Old 31-05.-2008, 10:23 AM   #9
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Default Re: Why Is the Supply of IDIOT Mountain Bikers ENDLESS?????

On May 27, 5:51*am, "Locutus" <Dr...@Uni-MatrixOne.DeltaQuadrent>
wrote:
> "Mike Vandeman" <mjva...@pacbell.net> wrote in messagenews:krmm34p9spao5q9jaqgo01453kuc25rj9c@4ax.com...
> > On Mon, 26 May 2008 18:49:14 -0400, "Locutus"
> > <Dr...@Uni-MatrixOne.DeltaQuadrent> wrote:

>
> >>I have never met an idiot mountain biker. I don't believe they exist.

>
> > Look in the mirror.

>
> I looked in the mirror and did not see you. what am I looking for?



I'm looking for a hiking report or gear review from Michael J.
Vandeman but I cannot find any. The evidence proves he never ventures
further than San Ramon.
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Old 31-05.-2008, 05:03 PM   #10
Mike Vandeman
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Default Re: Why Is the Supply of IDIOT Mountain Bikers ENDLESS?????

On Fri, 30 May 2008 18:23:11 -0700 (PDT), Siskuwihane
<Siskuwihane1@gmail.com> wrote:

>On May 27, 5:51*am, "Locutus" <Dr...@Uni-MatrixOne.DeltaQuadrent>
>wrote:
>> "Mike Vandeman" <mjva...@pacbell.net> wrote in messagenews:krmm34p9spao5q9jaqgo01453kuc25rj9c@4ax.com...
>> > On Mon, 26 May 2008 18:49:14 -0400, "Locutus"
>> > <Dr...@Uni-MatrixOne.DeltaQuadrent> wrote:

>>
>> >>I have never met an idiot mountain biker. I don't believe they exist.

>>
>> > Look in the mirror.

>>
>> I looked in the mirror and did not see you. what am I looking for?

>
>
>I'm looking for a hiking report or gear review from Michael J.
>Vandeman but I cannot find any. The evidence proves he never ventures
>further than San Ramon.


Hiking reports and gear reviews are for wimps. Real men don't need to
brag about it.
--
I am working on creating wildlife habitat that is off-limits to
humans ("pure habitat"). Want to help? (I spent the previous 8
years fighting auto dependence and road construction.)

Please don't put a cell phone next to any part of your body that you are fond of!

http://home.pacbell.net/mjvande
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Old 31-05.-2008, 09:03 PM   #11
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Default Re: Why Is the Supply of IDIOT Mountain Bikers ENDLESS?????

On May 31, 4:03*am, Mike Vandeman <mjva...@pacbell.net> wrote:
> On Fri, 30 May 2008 18:23:11 -0700 (PDT), Siskuwihane
>
>
>
>
>
> <Siskuwiha...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >On May 27, 5:51*am, "Locutus" <Dr...@Uni-MatrixOne.DeltaQuadrent>
> >wrote:
> >> "Mike Vandeman" <mjva...@pacbell.net> wrote in messagenews:krmm34p9spao5q9jaqgo01453kuc25rj9c@4ax.com...
> >> > On Mon, 26 May 2008 18:49:14 -0400, "Locutus"
> >> > <Dr...@Uni-MatrixOne.DeltaQuadrent> wrote:

>
> >> >>I have never met an idiot mountain biker. I don't believe they exist.

>
> >> > Look in the mirror.

>
> >> I looked in the mirror and did not see you. what am I looking for?

>
> >I'm looking for a hiking report or gear review from Michael J.
> >Vandeman but I cannot find any. The evidence proves *he never ventures
> >further than San Ramon.

>
> Hiking reports and gear reviews are for wimps. Real men don't need to
> brag about it.




Real men can bear children, hence, you are not a real man.
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Old 01-06.-2008, 09:26 AM   #12
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Default Re: Why Is the Supply of IDIOT Mountain Bikers ENDLESS?????

On May 31, 8:03*am, Siskuwihane <Siskuwiha...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On May 31, 4:03*am, Mike Vandeman <mjva...@pacbell.net> wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > On Fri, 30 May 2008 18:23:11 -0700 (PDT), Siskuwihane

>
> > <Siskuwiha...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > >On May 27, 5:51*am, "Locutus" <Dr...@Uni-MatrixOne.DeltaQuadrent>
> > >wrote:
> > >> "Mike Vandeman" <mjva...@pacbell.net> wrote in messagenews:krmm34p9spao5q9jaqgo01453kuc25rj9c@4ax.com...
> > >> > On Mon, 26 May 2008 18:49:14 -0400, "Locutus"
> > >> > <Dr...@Uni-MatrixOne.DeltaQuadrent> wrote:

>
> > >> >>I have never met an idiot mountain biker. I don't believe they exist.

>
> > >> > Look in the mirror.

>
> > >> I looked in the mirror and did not see you. what am I looking for?

>
> > >I'm looking for a hiking report or gear review from Michael J.
> > >Vandeman but I cannot find any. The evidence proves *he never ventures
> > >further than San Ramon.

>
> > Hiking reports and gear reviews are for wimps. Real men don't need to
> > brag about it.

>
> Real men can bear children, hence, you are not a real man.- Hide quoted text -



Mike's going to ignore this post because he can't refute it.
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Old 01-06.-2008, 01:44 PM   #13
Mike Vandeman
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Default Re: Why Is the Supply of IDIOT Mountain Bikers ENDLESS?????

On Sat, 31 May 2008 17:26:28 -0700 (PDT), Siskuwihane
<Siskuwihane1@gmail.com> wrote:

>On May 31, 8:03*am, Siskuwihane <Siskuwiha...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> On May 31, 4:03*am, Mike Vandeman <mjva...@pacbell.net> wrote:
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> > On Fri, 30 May 2008 18:23:11 -0700 (PDT), Siskuwihane

>>
>> > <Siskuwiha...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> > >On May 27, 5:51*am, "Locutus" <Dr...@Uni-MatrixOne.DeltaQuadrent>
>> > >wrote:
>> > >> "Mike Vandeman" <mjva...@pacbell.net> wrote in messagenews:krmm34p9spao5q9jaqgo01453kuc25rj9c@4ax.com...
>> > >> > On Mon, 26 May 2008 18:49:14 -0400, "Locutus"
>> > >> > <Dr...@Uni-MatrixOne.DeltaQuadrent> wrote:

>>
>> > >> >>I have never met an idiot mountain biker. I don't believe they exist.

>>
>> > >> > Look in the mirror.

>>
>> > >> I looked in the mirror and did not see you. what am I looking for?

>>
>> > >I'm looking for a hiking report or gear review from Michael J.
>> > >Vandeman but I cannot find any. The evidence proves *he never ventures
>> > >further than San Ramon.

>>
>> > Hiking reports and gear reviews are for wimps. Real men don't need to
>> > brag about it.

>>
>> Real men can bear children, hence, you are not a real man.- Hide quoted text -

>
>
>Mike's going to ignore this post because he can't refute it.


No, because it's not true. Of course. You need to take basic biology,
and LISTEN this time.
--
I am working on creating wildlife habitat that is off-limits to
humans ("pure habitat"). Want to help? (I spent the previous 8
years fighting auto dependence and road construction.)

Please don't put a cell phone next to any part of your body that you are fond of!

http://home.pacbell.net/mjvande
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Old 01-06.-2008, 10:14 PM   #14
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Default Re: Michael J. Vandeman Caught Lying...AGAIN.

On Jun 1, 12:44*am, Mike Vandeman <mjva...@pacbell.net> wrote:
> On Sat, 31 May 2008 17:26:28 -0700 (PDT), Siskuwihane
>
>
>
>
>
> <Siskuwiha...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >On May 31, 8:03*am, Siskuwihane <Siskuwiha...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >> On May 31, 4:03*am, Mike Vandeman <mjva...@pacbell.net> wrote:

>
> >> > On Fri, 30 May 2008 18:23:11 -0700 (PDT), Siskuwihane

>
> >> > <Siskuwiha...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >> > >On May 27, 5:51*am, "Locutus" <Dr...@Uni-MatrixOne.DeltaQuadrent>
> >> > >wrote:
> >> > >> "Mike Vandeman" <mjva...@pacbell.net> wrote in messagenews:krmm34p9spao5q9jaqgo01453kuc25rj9c@4ax.com...
> >> > >> > On Mon, 26 May 2008 18:49:14 -0400, "Locutus"
> >> > >> > <Dr...@Uni-MatrixOne.DeltaQuadrent> wrote:

>
> >> > >> >>I have never met an idiot mountain biker. I don't believe they exist.

>
> >> > >> > Look in the mirror.

>
> >> > >> I looked in the mirror and did not see you. what am I looking for?

>
> >> > >I'm looking for a hiking report or gear review from Michael J.
> >> > >Vandeman but I cannot find any. The evidence proves *he never ventures
> >> > >further than San Ramon.

>
> >> > Hiking reports and gear reviews are for wimps. Real men don't need to
> >> > brag about it.

>
> >> Real men can bear children, hence, you are not a real man.- Hide quotedtext -

>
> >Mike's going to ignore this post because he can't refute it.

>
> No, because it's not true. Of course. You need to take basic biology,
> and LISTEN this time.



From Michael J. Vandeman,

"I agree, which is why I have a vasectomy & no kids. But that has
nothing to do with mountain biking."

http://groups.google.com/group/rec....a7?dmode=source


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Old 02-06.-2008, 02:52 AM   #15
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Default Re: Michael J. Vandeman Caught Lying...AGAIN.

On Sun, 1 Jun 2008 06:14:16 -0700 (PDT), Siskuwihane
<Siskuwihane1@gmail.com> wrote:

>On Jun 1, 12:44*am, Mike Vandeman <mjva...@pacbell.net> wrote:
>> On Sat, 31 May 2008 17:26:28 -0700 (PDT), Siskuwihane
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> <Siskuwiha...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> >On May 31, 8:03*am, Siskuwihane <Siskuwiha...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> >> On May 31, 4:03*am, Mike Vandeman <mjva...@pacbell.net> wrote:

>>
>> >> > On Fri, 30 May 2008 18:23:11 -0700 (PDT), Siskuwihane

>>
>> >> > <Siskuwiha...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> >> > >On May 27, 5:51*am, "Locutus" <Dr...@Uni-MatrixOne.DeltaQuadrent>
>> >> > >wrote:
>> >> > >> "Mike Vandeman" <mjva...@pacbell.net> wrote in messagenews:krmm34p9spao5q9jaqgo01453kuc25rj9c@4ax.com...
>> >> > >> > On Mon, 26 May 2008 18:49:14 -0400, "Locutus"
>> >> > >> > <Dr...@Uni-MatrixOne.DeltaQuadrent> wrote:

>>
>> >> > >> >>I have never met an idiot mountain biker. I don't believe they exist.

>>
>> >> > >> > Look in the mirror.

>>
>> >> > >> I looked in the mirror and did not see you. what am I looking for?

>>
>> >> > >I'm looking for a hiking report or gear review from Michael J.
>> >> > >Vandeman but I cannot find any. The evidence proves *he never ventures
>> >> > >further than San Ramon.

>>
>> >> > Hiking reports and gear reviews are for wimps. Real men don't need to
>> >> > brag about it.

>>
>> >> Real men can bear children, hence, you are not a real man.- Hide quoted text -

>>
>> >Mike's going to ignore this post because he can't refute it.

>>
>> No, because it's not true. Of course. You need to take basic biology,
>> and LISTEN this time.

>
>
>From Michael J. Vandeman,
>
>"I agree, which is why I have a vasectomy & no kids. But that has
>nothing to do with mountain biking."
>
>http://groups.google.com/group/rec....a7?dmode=source


What does that have to do with being able to bear children? Do I have
to explain about the birds & bees to you, TOO? Sheesh.
--
I am working on creating wildlife habitat that is off-limits to
humans ("pure habitat"). Want to help? (I spent the previous 8
years fighting auto dependence and road construction.)

Please don't put a cell phone next to any part of your body that you are fond of!

http://home.pacbell.net/mjvande
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